[GAME] Monkey's Paw

by **Keene Ward** on January 5th, 2015, 8:34 am

Granted, but it is a gilded path towards their eventual enslavement to the dark gods of Greed. People murder each other over something as simple as order of introductions and who gets to have the last goodbye. Chaos reigns supreme until humanity eventually snuffs itself out, paving the way for the rise of the ever noble Sloth Nation, who rule with a lugubrious wisdom and enjoy an everlasting peace. You are one of the first to fall prey to the madness of avarice.

I wish for lettuce.

by **Ball** on January 5th, 2015, 3:50 pm

Granted but it's nasty and rotten... And it's the only food you have for the rest of your life..

Enjoy!

I wish for the cold to go away... Gah

by **Nivel** on January 6th, 2015, 6:07 pm

The cold goes away but it was only because the earth was eaten by the ancient flame beast that lives in the sun.

I wish for a better job, the one I have doesn't make me enough money for the many useless things that I want.

by **Ball** on January 6th, 2015, 6:40 pm

You get a better job, but unfortunately seeing as the earth has been eaten by a flame beast, your new job involves cleaning out it's colon for the rest of your life

I like the fire beast, I wish I could own a baby of it =D

by **Nivel** on January 6th, 2015, 6:50 pm

you own a baby of it it but its a needy little bugger and makes atomic poops every were that you have to clean up for eternity. Also surprise it ate your family and loved ones because it was jelly, what a little shyte.

I want to be a unicorn

by **Ball** on January 6th, 2015, 7:06 pm

Yer a unicorn.. But this guy comes and takes yer horn using a poisoned black arrow...

I wish I could meet Tim Curry =D

by **Shane Wallsly** on January 6th, 2015, 8:08 pm

You meet the magnificent Tim Curry on an expedition to the North Pole. Unfortunately he mistakes you for a polar bear and punches you right in the nose killing you instantly because he is Tim Curry.

I wish for a song!

by **Ball** on January 6th, 2015, 8:14 pm

Granted, but I don't sing, so Just wrote it for ya... it goes "alalalalalalalala"

Win.

I wish for a house cleaning monkey

by **Nivel** on January 7th, 2015, 6:09 pm

you get your house cleaning monkey...who promptly cleans your house of all your belongings. The Monkey then takes a trip to vegas and becomes an international pop sensation. When you see him again his body guard beats you up and he puts a restraining order on you. Since everyone loves pop diva monkey, they also hate you now for your scandalous accusations.

I wish I was on the list of active pycons, seriously what's up with that?

by **Gale Austin McCenry** on January 20th, 2015, 3:46 pm

Granted. You finally, after all this time, get to be on the list. You scream and shout for joy, but when you refresh your page you see that you have thousands of PM's from people wanting threads with you.

If you say no to these PM's, they'll only come back and ask again a few days later. If you say yes to any of them, you'll forever be threading and be asked for threads. You'll always have the social pressure to reply and you are forever tormented by what your partners think of your writing, since everyone on Mizahar is now an avid stalker of your threads and everything that you do.

Congratulations Nivel! XD Enjoy your never ending inbox.

I wish that I could complete all my homework in a matter of minutes but still learn the same material. That would be really nice so I don't have to work on it for hours. XD