[GAME] Monkey's Paw

[Kayan]

So here's how you play, I wish for something, you grant that wish and in turn add a bad outcome/side effect with it. Then you wish for something and the next person does the same.

exampleI wish for a train!
Granted, but the train crashes with you inside of it. There were no survivors.


I wish for.................... a pokemon!

[Yisanareysin]

Alrighty, you get an Espurr and accidentally touches its ears

Boom, vaporized

I wish for a pet snake

[Ball]

Okay you get a man eating anconda, swallowed alive and digested.

I wish for a happy and successful life with family and friends.

[Darkalin Pinewood]

Okay, you get the happy and successful life with all your family and friends, but only for two seconds, then you get killed by the person you care about the most, in the most depressing way possible.

I wish for...... A million dollars!

[Yisanareysin]

That sounds like a certain GoT character

You get a million dollars! Then get arrested for embezzlement

I wish I would always be happy

[Shane Wallsly]

You get run over by a truck and spend the rest of your life with severe short term memory loss. You can't remember anything long enough to get you down so you're always in a chipper state.

I wish for a chair!

[Kechaiya]

You get a Chair

I wish to have my own castle.

[Ball]

You can a castle, well sitting in your throne room the whole castle collaspses on you and crushes you to death due to a rotting support beam system.

I want a cup of coffee, black.

[Kayan]

You get a Cup of Coffee, unfortunately it was made by your cannibal stalker so the moment you've taken a sip you've passed out and wake up in the creeper's dungeon with your arm missing and now wait for other body parts to be removed.

I wish for the ability to control fire!

[Ball]

You can control fire now, unfortunately your body now implodes due to intense heat that can't escape and you die. Sorry

I want to be a master Pycon