[Caelum's Scrapbook] Use Your Words.

by **Caelum** on March 15th, 2012, 3:01 pm

Awkward moment of the day.

Me: So what you gave me isn’t right. It might take a bit longer.
Boss: It isn’t?
Me: Nope.
Boss: You know what they did to the last perfect person.
Me: *blank stare*
Boss: Crucified him.
Me: Point taken.

by **Laszlo** on March 15th, 2012, 6:41 pm

I bet he was just waiting to use that ever since he heard it.

by **Caelum** on March 16th, 2012, 1:07 pm

This St. Patrick's Day my city -- Savannah, Ga. -- is predicted to be hosting the largest party in the world. This is always an insane holiday, but tripled in projected numbers this year.

I'm suddenly very, very glad I'm getting on a plane to Chicago tomorrow morning.

Oh, right. I'm getting on a plane to Chicago tomorrow morning and will not return until Monday. So, you know, if you need me, I'll be back.

by **Tabarnac** on March 16th, 2012, 9:43 pm

You should come up for your present so you can fit in at the Westeros-themed wedding!

by **Tabarnac** on March 17th, 2012, 7:20 am

So I was looking for pictures for a future NPC for Hadrian because his ship will need sailors to make it do, and I stumbled upon a picture of Duvy with a tan. Since I now know you lust after Duvy, I give you...

Duvy with a tan. :

You are welcome.

by **Elhaym** on March 17th, 2012, 9:04 am

Not so fast… :

by **Caelum** on March 17th, 2012, 9:35 am

Airports suck and I totally just got hit on by the same dude who tried to steal my supposedly unauthorized saline. I might have told him to look at my ass harder while I stuff the bottle back in my bag...

Also: BWAHA. I HEART YALL. Oh, Hai, Duv.

by **Laszlo** on March 18th, 2012, 12:15 am

Here's a story:

When Duvalyon was a little younger, he once tried getting a perm to impress a girl. The result was so horrendous that he burned all the photographic evidence--or he thought he did. I found this among his mother's things.

This is the part where Duvalyon materializes in my house, possessed by an uncontrollable rage, and violently murders me. :

I put this here in Katie's scrapbook because I thought she would find it much more amusing than Duv, and I don't want to sully his pretty new SB. >_>

by **Caelum** on March 19th, 2012, 6:07 pm

Y'all are amazing. Has Duv even seen these? I want a cheeseburger like whoa. Not so random as O'Hare sucks and my flight is late. Also, this tablet is near impossible to type on. This alone has eaten a good ten minutes. This explains my laughter when it was suggested I finish a thing for tomorrow.

I should've brought my netbook.

Back to reading all your things.