Because I thought this was a pretty fun convo recently, here is a Jedi speaking with a Sith. (No it's not Darth Revan we were just fucking around, really. Let's assume I was playing a mentally challenged Sith lord.)
Adam 1:31 pm
So what's up my young padawan?
Paopao 1:32 pm
Bitch I was Darth Revan
Keep your padawan bullshit to yourself.
Adam 1:33 pm
Leave it to a padawan to get themselves in such a tiff.
Paopao 1:33 pm
Darth Malak made me do it
Adam 1:34 pm
The dahk side is unbecoming of you.
Paopao 1:34 pm
At least their clothes are more fashionable
Adam 1:35 pm
A jedi chooses a humble appearance over being ostentatious.
Paopao 1:35 pm
It's sad that my decision to go darkside was just to wear the outfit.
Lmao
Bitches wear bath robes
That ain't fly
Adam 1:37 pm
It helps to keep off the bloodshed we have become so accustomed to when fighting the poor efforts of the Sith.
Paopao 1:37 pm
At least we get laid.
Adam 1:38 pm
Bravo.
Paopao 1:39 pm
That's the only important thing in life.
Adam 1:39 pm
If you insist...
Paopao 1:41 pm
And now
I have a headache
-_-
Adam 1:41 pm
My jedi mind tricks are working.
See how easily you fall prey to my will?
Paopao 1:42 pm
Sounds like you're turning to the dahkside.
By all means, we have bronies.
Adam 1:43 pm
When dealing with Sith, there are few options of mercy.
Paopao 1:44 pm
You sound like you have a stick up your ass, bro.
Adam 1:44 pm
Most Jedi do.
Paopao 1:44 pm
Then I suggest you pull it out and smack someone with it.
Mayhaps with a little force coke.
an choke.
Force coke is delicious might I add.
Adam 1:45 pm
Hahaha
Paopao 1:45 pm
Omg did I make the Jedi laugh?
Progress!
Adam 1:45 pm
Only at your foolishness.
Paopao 1:46 pm
More like my fabulousness.
Paopao 1:46 pm
Even the Emperor doesn't have my swag.
Adam 1:46 pm
I think of the Sith like children. Humor them and they remain content and ignorant of what lies beneath.
Paopao 1:47 pm
Or you could just kidnap their children and make them prissy padawhatever.
Adam 1:50 pm
The sith, unlearned to our culture? Seems to me you would want to know everything there is to know about the greatest threat to your existence.
Paopao 1:51 pm
I might not have been the brightest mind at the Sith Academy but that doesn't mean I won't force cunt punt your ass to Kashyyyk.
Adam 1:51 pm
Bitch, you will try and fail just as your kind always has.
Paopao 1:52 pm
I distinctly remember a time when your precious Jedi Temple was razed to the ground.
Adam 1:52 pm
I distinctly remember a time when we always came out on top.
Paopao 1:53 pm
And yet you certainly seem to have more defectors. Must not have the appropriate cookie flavors.
Adam 1:54 pm
The dark side tempts with power, and men are easily corrupted. But the path of virtue receives the greatest gifts in the end.
Paopao 1:55 pm
A pat on the back is hardly worthy of being called a gift. True power lies in domination.
Adam 1:56 pm
There are many gifts your dark side does not command. Where you limit yourself to destruction and domination, we flourish in life and balance.
Truly, you are weak.
Paopao 1:58 pm
Balance does not exist. Life has always been meant to be dominated. Why do you think our societies are governed by such skewed balances of power? Even your precious Republic is ruled by weak-willed, easily corruptible worms. Everything has a weakness.
Adam 2:02 pm
If balance did not exist, then we would cease to exist. You serve a purpose, much in the way a child embraces a tantrum. It is our insight and wisdom that keeps the balance intact. If not for us, even your dominion would falter and fail. Politics is yet another form of power, which again corrupts. But I fear that if I must repeat myself to you, then you are simply that unenlightened to begin with and there is little point in swaying you.
Adam 2:05 pm
*force pushes you away so he can go write* D:
Paopao 2:05 pm
tl;dr
PS. Sith always win.