[Quasar's Scrapbook] It's About That Time

[Caelum]

This world we live in is tiny and full of matter. SCAD is huge. I am most familiar with. Guess who else is? Dani (aka Tabarnac, Hadrian, etc). He went to grad school at SCAD. I have much Savannah advice! We'll meet for lunch or something whenever you're settled in. Such a small, small world.

[Quasar]

I can't even explain all my feels. And I thought I couldn't get any more excited than I already am about moving there. It's a small freakin' world.

[Phoenix]

*drops in and leaves candy* Just stopping by to say I love your Avatar. *Ninja's out*

[Quasar]

Ack! Thanks very much Jules Here, a cheesy heart just for you: <3

[Quasar]

doodles of my new character, Saige . I will post them here to express sadness that I can't finish them because of my stupid broken tablet. And real paint is daunting.

[Quasar]

Hello again, scrapbook. Today, I am here to post this absolutely sick drawing Naama made for me. Mongeese are basically my favorite animals. Rikki Tikki Tavi was my favorite story as a kid. If I had to make a Kelvic PC in the next five minutes, it would be a mongoose. And they're dressed as gangsters. WHAT MORE COULD I ASK FOR.

[Seven Xu]

Agh, dangit, I got her horns wrong. Sorry. She was a blast to colour, though.

[Pash'nar]

@Quasar - I would never object to arts by other people. It would be lovely. Eventually, I'll have to return the favor if you do, though I still owe Nirapants a drawing first.

I think mongeese (mongooses? mongoosi?) really look pretty natural in saggy pants. Is that gangsta' mongoose one-armed? I'm actually kind of surprised there are no Kelvic mongooses. They'd be pretty fun.

@Seven - Claethafal? Ah. It's really cute. I like the shading you did. It looks like it would feel like clay for reals.

[Quasar]

*flips out* Ahhh! Seven you are the coolest most awesome person ever!!! You shall be awarded with eternal internet hugs from me.

Pash, I do believe that the mongoose has one arm XD. One day, I will convince someone to play a mongoose kelvic who will BOND TO MY PC. All it takes is a well placed bribe.

[Quasar]

I was looking through some old documents, and found this ridiculous thing I wrote. I was applying to a bunch of school and there was this one that required you to either write an essay or make a list of 50 things to do with a rubber ball. You can guess which I chose to do. Prepare to realize that I have a terrible sense of humor because this makes me laugh. 50 Incredibly Ridiculous Uses For a Rubber Ball 1. Play catch 2. Stress toy 3. Pretend it’s a Pokeball 4. Use it as a projectile for hitting people with 5. Bounce it up and down mindlessly for an hour before realizing you have better things to do 6. Develop perfect aim to turn your light switch off with it 7. Poke a hole through it and make a pinhole camera 8. Put it at the tip of your sword, for safety 9. Watch cat play with it 10. Watch dog play with it 11. Wonder why you are so amused by watching your pets play with a rubber ball 12. Roll it down a snowy hill and in hopes of seeing it turn into a giant snowball by the time it reaches the bottom, only to have your childhood dreams crushed by the laws of physics 13. Swear vengeance to Looney Toons for convincing you such a thing was possible in the first place 14. Right when someone very thirsty has finished pouring delicious juice into a cup, throw the rubber ball into the cup and shout “goal!” 15. In the middle of a soccer match, run onto the field and throw it into one of the team’s goals, and shout “goal!” 16. Cry out in agony as it rolls into a place that is hard to reach 17. Put unheard amounts of energy into retrieving it 18. Throw it in front of somebody to distract them while you sneak up behind them 19. Shoo stray dog away by throwing rubber ball towards it 20. Have pity on the poor thing and adopt it 21. Realize that your garden is way too small for another dog 22. cry bitterly when you have to give the dog away 23. Use the Banach-Tarski paradox to create many rubber balls 24. Throw them into a crowd and watch people slip on them 25. Giggle maniacally 26. Use your remaining rubber balls to create Newton’s cradle 27. Put a string through it and use it as a pendant 28. When someone asks you why you are wearing a rubber ball around your neck, throw it at them. 29. Try to keep your infant cousin from putting it in his mouth 30. Fail miserably 31. Grimace in disgust as you wipe the saliva off of it 32. Wish you could charge your aunt and uncle for making you babysit the kid 33. Tailor a tiny tiny suit for it, along with a top hat 34. Squeal at the adorableness of your gentlemanly rubber ball 35. Add a monocle to it 36. Juggle it 37. Remember how easy it is to juggle a single ball 38. Replace a ping pong ball with it and watch people get confused 39. Replace a cue ball with it and watch people get annoyed 40. release it as a 1961 song and watch as it propels you to international stardom 41. get used to your hedonistic and opulent lifestyle 42. stop releasing popular songs, and lose all the income you squandered on drugs and prostitutes 43. live the rest of your life homeless and destitute 44. test your depth perception by closing one eye and throwing it high into the air, and see if you can catch it. 45. Get smacked in the face when you fail to catch it 46. Drag it on the ground and draw pretty things with the marks it leaves 47. Drag it on the wall and make pretty things with the marks it leaves 48. Get shouted at by the owners of the house for ruining their floors and walls 49. Use it to test your new teleportation device 50. Grieve for your loss after it doesn’t come out the other side