Chat Quotes: I swear I didn't say that.

[Licearsvansan]

So I was told to quote this. I feel like I'm being forced to walk the plank over a sea of angry Myrians.....or one with a hand axe.


ChatBot: Edreina logs into the Chat.
(23:33:29) Kit_Rowan: In a thread.
(23:33:29) ChatBot: Edreina leaves the channel.
(23:33:32) Jorin_Ertihan: lol
(23:33:37) Jorin_Ertihan: oh I can see that happening.
(23:33:37) ChatBot: Edreina enters the channel.
(23:33:39) Kit_Rowan: Do it enough and you'll be not crud!
(23:33:39) Licearsvansan: Okay(23:33:41) Jorin_Ertihan: people throwing tomatoes at Jorin
(23:33:46) Kit_Rowan: Reina!
(23:33:52) Yvaine_Hardgroove: xD
(23:33:55) Licearsvansan: *Punches Edreina back out of chat*
(23:33:55) Jorin_Ertihan: Hey Reina!
(23:33:57) Ireth_Telemnar: Whatever. Ireth is ridiculously clueless.
(23:33:58) Edreina: Hai!
(23:34:01) Edreina: D:
(23:34:06) Jorin_Ertihan: Reina
(23:34:06) ChatBot: Edreina logs out of the Chat.
(23:34:13) Jorin_Ertihan:
(23:34:14) Jorin_Ertihan: Svan!
(23:34:16) Jorin_Ertihan:
(23:34:18) Viper: 8o
(23:34:21) Licearsvansan: *drages her back*
(23:34:33) Viper: LOL! if that worked i would bow!
(23:34:36) ChatBot: Praetorian logs into the Chat.
(23:34:39) Licearsvansan: *slowly*
(23:34:41) Yvaine_Hardgroove: I have to get this dang it all post done!
(23:34:42) Viper: 8o
(23:34:43) Kit_Rowan: Haaaaaa
(23:34:44) Jorin_Ertihan: heh
(23:34:51) Viper: *bows*
(23:34:52) Jorin_Ertihan: *bows*
(23:34:58) Jorin_Ertihan: Reina
(23:34:58) Yvaine_Hardgroove: The boys and their distractions!!!
(23:35:00) Licearsvansan: Oh shoot.... now wonder it took so long, she evolved.
(23:35:00) Praetorian: Wow... You punched me all the way into my armor!

[Jorin Ertihan]

(15:04:42) Aider_Silander: Im already bedding a Dhani. XD
(15:04:43) Karliah_Firestride: Yeah, but you love answering and you know it.
(15:04:46) Vyvian: what do you mean technically
(15:04:52) Vyvian: you mean literally ^^
(15:04:54) Aider_Silander: There are some who will, I just don't.
(15:04:58) Kit_Rowan: There aren't many many syms though
(15:04:59) Aider_Silander: Cause that's insane.
(15:04:59) Kit_Rowan: THey are a dying race
(15:05:06) Karliah_Firestride: Maybe they also get a seduction modifier?
(15:05:06) Khida: Heh. The Dhani will eat you before the Syms will.
(15:05:23) Aider_Silander: Not if youre quick
(15:05:25) ChatBot: Remma_Umiel has been logged out (Timeout).
(15:05:32) Aider_Silander: Wait... That came out wrong.
(15:05:37) ChatBot: Lady_Laina_Remorse logs out of the Chat.
(15:05:45) Karliah_Firestride: Bwahahaha!
(15:05:49) Savio: LMFAO! Good job Aider

Good job indeed, Aider .

[Balderdash]

(17:16:32) Alses: Mild amusement is our goal
(17:17:04) Abstract: ^
(17:17:10) Balderdash: Always.
(17:17:18) Alses: Indubitably.
(17:17:29) Balderdash: Undeniably.
(17:18:02) Alses: Doubtless.
(17:18:27) Kit_Rowan: Certainly
(17:18:27) Balderdash: Irreproachably so.


(17:18:40) Alses: Assuredly!
(17:18:46) Balderdash: Absolutely!
(17:19:01) Thomas_Cosa: Definitely.
(17:19:07) Kit_Rowan: Indubitably.

>.<

[Noaru]

Snakes have two guests in the hotel?

(23:11:41) Licearsvansan: and what do you mean by "more precious to my little Dhani"?
(23:12:04) Kaie: Considering his reputation I think you know exactly what I mean.
(23:12:30) Licearsvansan: Meh whatever, Svan has two.
(23:12:44) Kaie: Wait what?
(23:13:09) Roshtah: hehehe
(23:13:10) Licearsvansan: Snakes have two penis
(23:13:24) Kaie: Fun fact of the day I didn't know.
(23:13:32) Licearsvansan: Its called hemipenis, and they are barbed.
(23:13:47) Noaru: So dhani in human form... have two guests in the hotel.
(23:14:09) Licearsvansan: Basically.....male snakes have to try to rape female snakes to mate....that’s why....evolution is weird indeed.
(23:14:43) Noaru: Huh. Seems legit.
(23:14:44) Kaie: Lol I feel like in the human form...That's a little weird.
(23:15:12) Licearsvansan: Lol noaru, I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way in human form...a snakes second penis is on its back so it would look like a tail.........why did I bring this up?
(23:15:12) Roshtah: I think it's time for me to leave this conversation.
(23:15:19) Kaie: Sorry, that's not normal.
(23:15:25) Noaru: just imagine, how that could scar a PC for life
(23:15:35) Licearsvansan: Lol
(23:15:38) ChatBot: Accolade logs into the Chat.
(23:15:41) Kaie: Noaru, for real.
(23:15:45) Kaie: Hello, Accolade.
(23:15:57) Markus_Andres: Boss! *kneels*
(23:15:59) Accolade: Hi Kaie
(23:16:00) Roshtah: It's not normal.
(23:16:05) Accolade: Hey Markus(23:16:06) Jorin_Ertihan: Hey acco!
(23:16:11) Roshtah: Accolade has arrived
(23:16:14) Licearsvansan: Hello Accolade. Quick help us change topics!
(23:16:16) Accolade: Hey Jorin
(23:16:20) ChatBot: Razkar logs out of the Chat.
(23:16:30) Accolade: awww I scared Raz?
(23:16:32) Noaru: Licearsvansan, you look these things up to give me nightmares.
(23:16:34) ChatBot: Aider_Silander has been logged out (Timeout).
(23:16:40) Markus_Andres: He brings honor to me by saying my name.
(23:16:44) Jorin_Ertihan: heheh I think Raz was scared since the beginning XD
(23:16:53) Markus_Andres: Oh no, Raz and I just talked about our spar
(23:17:07) Noaru: Razkar looked at the conversation and went nope!
(23:17:17) Jorin_Ertihan: he noped out XD
(23:17:19) Licearsvansan: How do you think I feel Noaru? I HAVE to look up all the weird snake facts for my character!
(23:17:38) Roshtah: Please do not bring it up again svan
(23:17:44) Accolade: eww snakes
(23:17:50) Kaie: Ewww.
(23:17:51) Roshtah: lol

Hair manipulation?

(23:23:54) Nuhaine: Well, a Morpher could develop a great affinity for nose hair modification to cure his helmet nose itching woes.
(23:23:55) Accolade: you morbid sons of...
(23:24:04) Kit_Rowan: Prehensile nose hairs?
(23:24:20) Licearsvansan: Lol.
(23:24:28) Nuhaine: Basically.
(23:24:34) Kit_Rowan: So basically
(23:24:34) Roshtah: haha
(23:24:36) Kit_Rowan: Whiskers?
(23:24:47) Nuhaine: Grow it out, strangle people with it.
(23:24:50) Nuhaine: No tentacles.
(23:25:16) Jorin_Ertihan: ...
(23:25:33) Jorin_Ertihan: You guys know that Trahern will now have to develop prehensile nose hairs.
(23:25:37) Nuhaine: "No! Bgrrflllfft! Not the nose hair- Lllrrrgffftt."
(23:25:43) Jorin_Ertihan: *goes to put it in plot notes*
(23:26:24) Licearsvansan: Make a moving mustache and wiggle it when children look at you.
(23:26:40) Roshtah: it'd be all Deadman Wonderland but with hair instead of blood
(23:26:57) Nuhaine: -Writes on Application for Nykan Monk- 'Competent in Nose Hair Combat'
(23:26:58) Accolade: ...
(23:27:14) Licearsvansan: nuhaine XD
(23:27:27) Aider_Silander: Who is more deserving of a reply.... everyone.
(23:27:52) Licearsvansan: Bobo-bo-bobobo-bo-bobobo
(23:28:02) Kit_Rowan: . . . What have I begun?

[Edreina]

(15:57:47) Kendhl_Pilkvist: Prae, who do you use as Eddie's model?
(15:58:03) Praetorian: Elle Alexandra, why?
(15:58:10) Kendhl_Pilkvist: She's pretty.
(15:58:26) Kendhl_Pilkvist: .......
(15:58:33) Praetorian: She's an adult film star...
(15:58:34) Kendhl_Pilkvist quietly exits chat.
(15:58:45) Kendhl_Pilkvist: I'll... just be going now...
(15:58:46) Praetorian: Going too look up her vids, Kenny?
(15:58:52) Jorin_Ertihan:
(15:58:56) Jorin_Ertihan: Kendhl!
(15:58:59) Kendhl_Pilkvist: Nope. More like send you a PM for a boxcode.
(15:58:59) Kendhl_Pilkvist:
(15:59:01) Jorin_Ertihan: *shakes finger*

[Ireth Telemnar]

(19:28:08) Gale_McCenry: Kenny is my Otter half
(19:28:15) Kendhl_Pilkvist: Teehee!
(19:28:17) Savio: Oh the puns
(19:28:27) Gale_McCenry: Isn't it otterly hilarious?
(19:28:37) Xeona: I :favorite: puns
(19:28:40) Roshtah: Gale... Where... I don't even... *sighs then goes to sleep*
(19:28:59) Savio: At least gale can be ottermistic about it
(19:29:00) Gale_McCenry puts Roshtah in bed
(19:29:14) Gale_McCenry: Everyone should have a significant otter
(19:29:26) ChatBot: Ireth_Telemnar logs into the Chat.
(19:29:31) Gale_McCenry: I feel bad for those who don’t
(19:29:38) Gale_McCenry: Ireth!
(19:29:39) Savio: Lol!
(19:29:43) Xeona: I am laughing way too much right now...
(19:29:57) Savio: Ireth! *huggles and snuggles*
(19:30:07) Ireth_Telemnar walks in with a big bowl of Mizahar topped with an enormous dollop of Supernatural.
(19:30:10) Gale_McCenry shoves Savio and hugs Ireth
(19:30:11) Ireth_Telemnar: Hi!
(19:30:12) Savio: Ireth is meh otter half
(19:30:14) Ireth_Telemnar: o.o
(19:30:27) Ireth_Telemnar:
(19:30:53) ChatBot: Licearsvansan has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:30:55) Xeona: Alright guys, this is just otterly ridiculous
(19:30:57) Savio: *pun kicks Gale and snuggles Ireth again*
x

[Edreina]

On Tonight's Episode of All My Mizaharians

(20:22:24) ChatBot: Shiress logs into the Chat.
(20:23:41) Shiress: *waves*
(20:23:49) Gale_McCenry: Sam!
(20:24:19) Edreina: Shearsy! -tacklehugs-
(20:24:20) Shiress: Gale! *tackle kisses*
(20:24:34) Gale_McCenry catches
(20:24:35) Edreina flies into open air
(20:24:41) Markus_Andres: Hey Shirass and Prian
(20:24:43) Edreina: Dangit. Thwarted again.
(20:24:56) Edreina: Tehe. Shir-ass
(20:25:14) Gale_McCenry slaps Edreina
(20:25:16) Shiress:
(20:25:21) Edreina:
(20:25:27) Edreina: What did I do to deserve that?
(20:25:45) Gale_McCenry: Don't make fun of Sam's name
(20:25:46) Shiress: Wait...I take it back
(20:26:11) Edreina: Gale... hit me...
(20:26:16) Edreina: My Myrian will hear of this!
(20:26:26) Edreina: -In Draco Malfoy's voice-
(20:26:38) ChatBot: Razkar logs into the Chat.
(20:26:42) Markus_Andres: ...
(20:26:47) Anton: HAHAHAHA
(20:26:50) Razkar: Oh, gods, this is going to be such a mistake...
(20:26:51) Kit_Rowan: Ha . . . hahaha
(20:27:02) Edreina: Heheheheheh I'm dying! It actually worked!
(20:27:03) Razkar dope smacks Edri
(20:27:12) Razkar: Stop summoning me for this Tskanna-shyke!
(20:27:24) Razkar blinks
(20:27:26) Razkar: Wait...
(20:27:31) Razkar reads up... turns slowly to Gale
(20:27:34) Edreina: Oh that was great! -dying in a fit of giggles-
(20:27:35) Razkar: Did you... SLAP her?
(20:27:51) Markus_Andres: Quick, claim self defence!
(20:27:51) Anton: And while your attention's turned to gale...
(20:27:52) Gale_McCenry: What?
(20:27:52) Shiress: I...I....was just being nice and she...was mean
(20:27:55) Anton slaps edri too
(20:27:56) Gale_McCenry: I'm confused now
(20:28:08) Razkar: (21:25:14) Gale_McCenry slaps Edreina
(20:28:08) Edreina: Why is everyone slapping the ginger tonight!?
(20:28:14) Edreina: It's not March 13th!
(20:28:15) Pjeil: On this episode of all my Mizaharians...
(20:28:26) Gale_McCenry: Because you were making fun of Sam!
(20:28:33) Gale_McCenry: It's called Karma
(20:28:35) Gale_McCenry:
(20:28:36) Anton: Statement answers itself
(20:28:37) Razkar unsheathes ax
(20:28:38) Anton: Ginger o_o
(20:28:38) Markus_Andres: Sorry, Prian, I am otterly ashamed of their actions
(20:28:40) Edreina: Twas not. I was trying to hug her.
(20:28:42) Shiress: I kissed her. I didn't slap her...
(20:28:43) Anton shoots
(20:29:11) Razkar: Hush, Silly Female I Saved In Syliras!
(20:29:14) Razkar points to Gale
(20:29:22) Edreina: Yes. Shiress kissed me. -swoons-
(20:29:22) Razkar: Apologize, or I amputate something. I'm still deciding what.
(20:29:23) Kendhl_Pilkvist drags Galesy away from the grasping hands of Shiress.
(20:29:28) Kendhl_Pilkvist: Mine!
(20:29:30) Gale_McCenry: I didn't know Axes had sheath.
(20:29:36) Gale_McCenry: *sheathes
(20:29:46) Razkar: Good point. The gladius does. Won't be nearly as quick.
(20:29:56) Gale_McCenry: I'm sorry, Edreina
(20:30:03) Gale_McCenry: As long as you apologize to Shiress
(20:30:13) Edreina: Love you, Shiress! :3
(20:30:16) Razkar cocks eyebrow at Edri
(20:30:20) Gale_McCenry: That's not an apology!
(20:30:20) Razkar: There. All friends again.
(20:30:22) Gale_McCenry: You kiss up!
(20:30:23) Kendhl_Pilkvist: No! Don't apologize! Shiress kissed my precious Galesy!
(20:30:25) Edreina: Ok Razkar. It's been handled. You can leave now. :3
(20:30:30) Shiress: *swoons*
(20:30:36) Razkar: I will leave when I want, damnit!
(20:30:41) Razkar: ...
(20:30:46) Razkar: And that happens to be now!
(20:30:52) Razkar throw gas bomb at feet and-
(20:30:54) ChatBot: Razkar logs out of the Chat.
(20:30:55) Edreina: And that is the conclusion of tonights episode of All My Mizaharans
(20:31:07) Anton laughtrack
(20:31:07) Gale_McCenry: You spelled Mizaharian wrong
(20:31:15) Edreina: Whatevs.
(20:31:22) Gale_McCenry slaps
(20:31:28) Edreina: Mizaharans sounds prettier than Mizaharians
(20:31:33) Markus_Andres: Cliffhanger! *Stabs Prian* Will Prian survive this treachery? =O
(20:31:36) Gale_McCenry: No it doesn't
(20:31:41) Edreina: Dangit! My Myrian Summoning Talisman is all out of juice!
(20:31:42) Anton laughtrack
(20:31:43) Gale_McCenry: >.>
(20:31:46) Shiress: I'll do more than kiss if I can make it to Zeltiva
(20:31:57) Gale_McCenry: Heeeheee
(20:32:02) Markus_Andres puts Shiress on a leash and ties to Syliras
(20:32:03) Edreina: Wouldn't that be a plot twist o.o
(20:33:04) Shiress: Can't hold a....lonely girl down, silly Markus
(20:33:16) Kendhl_Pilkvist refills Eddie's Myrian Summoning Talisman with Myrian Summoning Juice.
(20:33:29) Pjeil: you mean blood
(20:33:38) Kendhl_Pilkvist: Same difference. :|
(20:33:53) Pjeil:
(20:33:56) Kendhl_Pilkvist: Shiress, tisn't wise to invoke the wrath of a former bondmate turned ghost! Raaaah!

[Gale Austin McCenry]

Sorry for the self quote, but... I was in my Private Channel (18:45:47) ChatBot: Gale_McCenry enters the channel. (18:49:00) ChatBot: Kendhl_Pilkvist enters the channel. (18:49:22) Kendhl_Pilkvist: I have arrived victorious. B) (18:50:03) Gale_McCenry: H- (18:50:07) Gale_McCenry: How did you get in here? (18:50:14) Gale_McCenry: This is a private channel! (18:50:23) Kendhl_Pilkvist: Display channel, click on the link. (18:50:40) Gale_McCenry covers self with a blanket (18:50:48) Gale_McCenry: Pfft (18:51:15) Kendhl_Pilkvist crawls under the blanket and snuggles. (18:51:23) Gale_McCenry: 8o

[Edreina]

..wha?...


(21:38:20) ChatBot: Kendhl_Pilkvist enters the channel.
(21:38:24) Kendhl_Pilkvist: Oi. Rosh.
(21:38:30) Kendhl_Pilkvist: Gitchur arse over here.
(21:38:43) Roshtah: wha? *skulks closer*
(21:38:58) Kendhl_Pilkvist proceeds to throw Rosh around the chat room.
(21:39:01) Roshtah: Did you find the precious?
(21:39:07) Kendhl_Pilkvist: Petcher!
(21:39:10) ChatBot: Gale_McCenry enters the channel.
(21:39:12) Gale_McCenry comes in covered with a towel and slaps Roshtah
(21:39:14) ChatBot: Gale_McCenry leaves the channel.
(21:39:21) Roshtah: AHHH
(21:39:42) Roshtah: Im too confused to be upset!!
(21:39:49) Kendhl_Pilkvist: Danget, Rosh! *slap*
(21:39:55) Kendhl_Pilkvist: I will fishslap you next!
(21:40:10) Roshtah: *falls to ground from slap*
(21:40:14) Roshtah: but....
(21:40:18) Roshtah: I...
(21:41:06) Kendhl_Pilkvist fishslaps Rosh.
(21:41:07) Roshtah: Wait, why was Gale in a towel 8o

[Radiant]

I need to fix the horn...

(13:53:12) Gossamer: Why isn't Rob here?
(13:53:26) Gossamer: I NEED BANICKLE!
(13:53:37) Radiant: *Blows horn to call Banickle*
(13:53:46) ChatBot: Accolade logs into the Chat.
(13:53:55) Accolade: o.o
(13:54:00) Radiant: Ooops, looks like I called Acco instead.
(13:54:01) Tsukiko: Wrong one..?
(13:54:01) Assilsa_Curare: hahah
(13:54:36) Accolade: I'm so used to being called *flips hair*