Chat Quotes: I swear I didn't say that.

[Kaie]

HAHA I did say out of context how terrible that looked! Actually in context it looked worse.

[Shiyami]

Boldes the important bits

(23:33:21) Secrodus: Would it be weird to say that my name is pronounced "Thay-crow-duth"
(23:33:23) ChatBot: Kaie logs out of the Chat.
(23:33:24) Sekai: Buh bye Kaie!
(23:33:25) Fubuki_Kouri: Make it 3'!
(23:33:41) Sekai: Thai Cow Death?
(23:33:53) Sekai: 3'?! So tiny 0.o
(23:34:02) Sekai: That isnt even human anymore!
(23:34:10) Secrodus: No Thay-crow-duth! D:
(23:34:26) Sekai: It sounds more like Thai Cow Death!
(23:34:33) Sekai:
(23:34:52) Secrodus: Like whispering wood and the ache of old stone and stuff man :c
(23:35:07) Jorin_Ertihan: Whatever you say, Thai Cow Death.
(23:35:15) Sekai:
(23:35:15) Jorin_Ertihan: Why you wanna be murdering Thai Cows man?
(23:35:23) Jorin_Ertihan: Why you be hatin'? xD
(23:35:29) Secrodus: They CRAWLED US!

[Ebrahim]

(13:59:36) Gossamer: I can demonstrate chat porn too.
(13:59:36) Jorin_Ertihan: ...
(13:59:37) Ebrahim: thats some dirty stuff
(13:59:37) Balderdash: Third person limited is the standard- with a couple instances where omniscient- "Oh God, you're SO OPAQUE!"
(13:59:38) Balderdash: ....
(13:59:43) Balderdash sets Ebrahim on fire.
(13:59:47) Jorin_Ertihan: Nuit porn ... no >_>
(13:59:49) Aidan_Sutter: Right... Off to work!
(13:59:51) Eida: Fine but I close my eyes then!
(13:59:56) Gossamer looks around for a victim.
(13:59:56) Eida: *cover her eyes*
(13:59:58) Gossamer: Eida!
(14:00:03) Ireth_Telemnar: O.O
(14:00:03) Eida: NOO!
(14:00:03) Ehati: Nuit porn. . .
(14:00:04) Jorin_Ertihan: *defenestrates Ebrahim*
(14:00:06) Accolade: lol
(14:00:08) Gossamer: OMG EIDA I LOVE THE WAY YOU TYPE
(14:00:17) Gossamer: TYPE HARDER! TYPE FASTER! OH YES! YES! YES!
(14:00:18) Tsaba: Why would Nuit porn be a thing though
(14:00:23) Balderdash: She can really finger that "E" key.
(14:00:25) Accolade: lmao!
(14:00:26) Croduth: THis is creepy...
(14:00:26) Eida: *dies*
(14:00:29) Ireth_Telemnar: 8o
(14:00:38) Ball: OMG I am laughing so hard

[Roderick]

(16:19:18) Alva_Marek: WOuld it be wrong to have Alva bathe in the blood of her freshly killed father?
(16:19:25) Jorin_Ertihan: >_>
(16:19:35) Roderick: Are you really asking this?

[Roderick]

(19:40:05) Accolade: Radiant and Perplexity...War In Stormhold needs you
(19:40:14) Radiant: Let's go to waaaaar!
(19:40:15) Accolade:
(19:40:16) Miria: ?
(19:40:32) Miria: i withdraw from being a squire before we go to watr
(19:40:34) Miria: war*
(19:40:38) Miria: just so you know
(19:40:39) Orion_Michaels:
(19:40:43) Radiant:
(19:40:48) Radiant: Deserter!
(19:40:58) Eida: Okay brb
(19:41:07) Roderick: Is it weird I read "War of the Ring" when you miss-spelled that?
(19:41:11) Perplexity: steeples hands together with an arched eyebrow.
(19:41:36) Radiant: "Stormhold" and "Ring" isn't exactly similar...
(19:41:37) Roderick: Oooooo Eida! U in truuuubuuul...
(19:41:39) Radiant: so it's bad!
(19:42:05) Jorin_Ertihan: Hi Rinya!
(19:42:18) Roderick: Miria said, "watr" instead of war - so I thought of "War of the Ring" even though she meant "war"
(19:42:38) Roderick: even though I knew she meant*
(19:42:50) Radiant: Oh... :| I see. *Facepalm* Sorry
(19:43:07) Roderick: You will be
(19:43:15) Roderick hides behind Perplexity
(19:43:23) Roderick: "I was just kidding!"
(19:43:41) Radiant: Ohohoho... >:-D Last time I checked, you're in my quest, Rod...
(19:43:49) Radiant: mu hu hu huh hehehe.. *Faces the sky* Ha ha ha!
(19:44:19) Roderick: Noooooooooooo!
(19:44:27) Perplexity: I can't protect you from Radiant, Rod. That like...not cosmically possible.
(19:44:41) Perplexity: That's.
(19:44:42) Roderick gives a puppy dog face to the awesome magical faerie person
(19:44:55) Roderick: 8o I'm so screwed.
(19:45:24) Radiant: I'm no faerie! Two strikes!
(19:45:40) Alva_Marek: what did i miss?
(19:45:56) Roderick: Well I could've called you a magical lightbulb, so there's that.
(19:46:19) Roderick: Radiant made a mistake and she said, "Sorry" and I said "You will be." Now I'm gonna die :|
(19:46:28) Fallon pats Rod.
(19:46:45) Roderick holds onto Fallon in his last moments
(19:47:00) ChatBot: Maduro_Salvitary logs into the Chat.
(19:47:50) Fallon mourns Rod
(19:47:59) Maduro_Salvitary: Death by lava helmet!
(19:48:06) Roderick: 8o
(19:48:22) Radiant: No! I'm a Goddess! Pink-haired Goddess!
(19:48:31) Radiant: Three strikes! *Turns Rod into Red Velvet Cake*
(19:48:47) Roderick: I have a horrible feeling someone's going to quote my demise over chat :Z
(19:48:52) Roderick: :|*
(19:48:54) Miria noms
(19:48:57) Maduro_Salvitary: Cream cheese frosting?
(19:48:58) Miria: i love red velvet
(19:49:07) Roderick: 8o
(19:49:14) Radiant: *Puts cream cheese and cuts Rod up for Madu and Miri*
(19:49:27) Maduro_Salvitary: Sorry bro your pethed
(19:49:41) Maduro_Salvitary omnomnoms
(19:49:54) Roderick cries inside

I fulfilled my own prophesy :|


This part happened later

(19:53:53) ChatBot: Krima logs into the Chat.
(19:53:59) Roderick: Hey Krima
(19:54:20) Krima: Hey Roderick
(19:54:31) ChatBot: Rinya logs out of the Chat.
(19:54:51) Roderick: How's it going?
(19:56:00) Krima: I just woke up, so it's going good so far. Yourself?
(19:56:22) Roderick: I just got turned into red velvet cake :|
(19:57:10) Krima: o.o *Bites Rode*
(19:57:16) Roderick: Then a bunch of people started eating me.
(19:57:20) Roderick: 8o
(19:57:25) Alva_Marek: *noms Roderick*
(19:57:33) Roderick: Daaaaaaamn!
(19:57:42) Roderick: Stop eating me!
(19:57:57) ChatBot: Senghor_Vilhjalmr has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:58:32) Krima: But you taste good. D:
(19:58:42) Roderick: I don't care!
(19:58:47) Radiant: 8o
(19:59:22) Roderick: Radiant, if you really are a goddess of radiance, you'll keep them from eating me.
(19:59:34) ChatBot: Senghor_Vilhjalmr logs into the Chat.
(19:59:40) Radiant: *Pours whip cream* Free cake for eveeeryone!
(19:59:47) Alva_Marek: *keeps nomming*
(19:59:58) Roderick would slam his head against a wall if he had a head
(20:00:17) Sosicly_Magnolia: 8o What did I walk into?
(20:00:20) ChatBot: Yanca logs into the Chat.
(20:00:28) Krima: Woot! *takes another bite*
(20:00:29) Roderick: http://www.mizahar.com/forums/po​st316200.html#p316200
(20:00:35) Roderick: That explains it. Latest post.
(20:00:51) Roderick: Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o​1I8sw-t89Q
(20:00:52) Yanca: Hello
(20:00:55) ChatBot: Savio logs into the Chat.
(20:01:14) Savio noms on Roderick
(20:01:19) ChatBot: Savio logs out of the Chat.
(20:01:31) Radiant: Hahahaha! Haaaaaahahahahaha!
(20:01:33) Radiant: I am amused
(20:01:39) Roderick: If you think I'm weird for watching that; you are eating a guy that's been turned into a cake. So in a way your eating a human - which makes you a cannibal.
(20:02:30) ChatBot: Savio logs into the Chat.
(20:02:30) Radiant: Cannibalism is good! - Myrians and Dhanis
(20:02:31) Krima: Well, technically you are now a cake. You may of been a human in the past, but these things can change.
(20:02:32) Alva_Marek: Cannibal num num
(20:02:40) Krima: So, *noms Rode*
(20:02:41) Savio: Sorry, i couldnt help myself
(20:03:07) Roderick:
(20:03:14) Alva_Marek: XDDD
(20:03:16) Savio hugs Hot Rod

[Roderick]

(20:26:16) Fallon: Stalk me!

No context for you!

Well, maybe a little :

(20:26:02) Roderick: I really need to read your CSs a lot more
(20:26:12) Fallon: You do ^^;
(20:26:16) Fallon: Stalk me!

[Noaru]

(13:59:06) Praetorian: Imagine Raz... Now imagine kissing him... If you're not terrified, you're crazy.
(13:59:16) Praetorian shudders
(13:59:18) Praetorian: Ugh. xD

(13:59:52) Noaru: Raz: ''Give me some sugar babe''...
Girl: ''runs away screaming''

[Praetorian]

(22:54:31) Balderdash: "I am now LORD OF THE DANCE."
...
(22:54:46) Balderdash flies off in a little tutu.

[Masquerade]

(18:49:13) Gale_McCenry: I mean, if we were in a bracelet making contest, Ricky wuold make this elaborate woven thing that looks like a machine did it while I would be all *braid the threads*

[Trickster]

Gotta love this! (skipped one for effect) (17:49:18) Trickster: (whispers to Rhys_Blodwen) British Columbia... West Coast of Canada (17:49:30) Rhys_Blodwen: (whispers) You're French. (17:50:28) Rhys_Blodwen falls to knees, screams to sky (whispers) (17:50:32) Rhys_Blodwen: Nooooooooooooo!