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Ty's Tides

Postby Tydus Tempest on March 6th, 2014, 8:40 pm

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For my first of many little songs that I'm going to put into this, let's go with a perversion with a Disney classic.

Here it is! A Whole New World (For Slaves.)



~I can show you a wooorld, shiining, shimmering chaaains.
Tell me my slave, when did you last let your heart decide?
Taking horrible turns, getting captured by baaandits,
Over sideways and under on a magic slave ship riiiide.

A whooole new woooorld,
A new fantastic point of view,
No food to take in now, we'll push the plow,
And hope we're only dreaming

A whooole new wooorld,
A miserable place I never knew!
But when I'm way down here, it's crystal clear,
That now I'm in a whole new world with you.

Unbelievable weight, indescribable paaaain,
Pulling, plowing, cart-wheeling, through a pasture filled with flies!

A whole new life (don't you dare close your eyes, slave! *lashes*)
A hundred thousand things to clean (Hold your breath, it's repulsive)
I'm like a dying star, I've fallen so far, I can't go back to where I used to be

A whooole new liiife, at every turn there's misery.
To the horizon we pull, every moment is putrid,
I'm forced to haul this everywhere, there's no time to spare,
I'm forced into seeing this world with youuu (master)~
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Postby Tydus Tempest on March 6th, 2014, 8:44 pm

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Oh! Let’s sail in Laviku’s Wrath lads!
Roll, lads! Roll lads roll!
Oh! Let’s sail in Lavikus Wrath lads!
Let’s go, Laviku’s Wrath!

We're bound away, 'way down south, lads,
Roll, lads! Roll lads roll!
We're bound away, 'way down south, lads,
Let’s go, Laviku’s Wrath!

It’s down to Riverfall with the Laviku’s Wrath lads
Roll, lads! Roll lads roll!
Down to Riverfall to have a plans lads
Let’s go, Laviku’s Wrath!

We passed the Flotilla in our way here lads
Roll, lads! Roll lads roll!
Strong and quick as a lover should be lads
Let’s go, Laviku’s Wrath!

Captain Marysol, we’ll get your head now lass
Roll, lads! Roll lads roll!
Some of these days, you’ll taste your blood lass
Let’s go, Laviku’s Wrath!

Let’s get together and full our sails lads
Roll, lads! Roll lads roll!
Full says and go at top speed lads
Let’s go Laviku’s Wrath!

Oh, way high ya, an' up she rises,
Roll lads! Roll lads roll!
Way high ya, and the blocks is different sizes,
Let’s go, Laviku’s Wrath!

Oh, let’s drink some more, and then go brawlin’
Roll, lads! Roll lads roll!
Aye, that’s the end of the bawlin’
Let’s go Laviku’s Wrath

Oh! Let’s sail in Laviku’s Wrath lads!
Roll, lads! Roll lads roll!
Oh! Let’s sail in Lavikus Wrath lads!
Let’s go, Laviku’s Wrath!

Credits!Stefan for writing the song. It'll definitely be used in thread someday, lad.
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Postby Tydus Tempest on March 6th, 2014, 8:50 pm

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Now come up me lads and lasses, sit down 'er for a while
And listen to me mournful tale of past Svefra's end
Let's rise our mugs to podmates gone to ol' Laviku's bend.
Aaaand lift our voices in'nother Svefra drinking song

Sharks ate me mother and ar' chewin' on me father’s knees
Me brother drank the rum, and then fell out into the sea
Me other brother out of grief did up n' meet demise
Me sister's by now forever closed her blessed blue eyes.

Now everyun's gone up n' died
So, until ar' tears have dried
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again

Pearly killed by oyster an' Krill by a whale
Joan from the Foamstream pod got killed for his name
Shany sang a shanty and sang really off tune
That’s why Derby killed her and then up'n did it to himself too

“Prepare the harpoons lads!” the fishermen be'in a say
Before he ended up as less than petchin' shark bait
And 'en the harpooner tried to up'n harpoon his wife
He ended up dyin' for holding it by the other side

Now everyun's gone up n' died
So, until ar' tears have dried
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again.

Now Manny brawled Donny and did break apar' his neck
Just 'caus they discuss'n who put the o'er to shame
And me crazy friend Titus said he had'n the brightest eyes
But actually he was blind so we could call his horrid lies

Now when Paddy was killed inna petchin' duel
With an angry crocodile it ended in with 'im a fool
And then Lurbuk tripped himself and fell towards the sea
But he be a Myrian, so nobody gave a sh-

Now everybody's died
So, until our tears have dried
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinking once again

My uncle Sal tried'n to unleash a mast
But he was drunk so long he didn’ last
He ended up trippin' and fallin' to his doom
Now he’s washing undies in Laviku’s Landryroom!
Dagny used to sail, he was always for the loot
It was pretty funny when a Charoda did bit off his tool
And the dear old priest of Sivah tried to turn water into wine
He didn' purify the mix and ended up with brine!

Now everybody's died
So, until our tears have dried
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinking once again

Soon I’ll leave this shyke hole called life
I’ll end up with Laviku as one of these days
My only wish when we depart from this rotten tub...
...Is to kick a bloody idiot right towards the sun!

Now everybody's died
So, until our tears have dried
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinking once again!

Credits!Stef for righting up the song, and I edited a bit to fit the Svefra a bit better :3
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Postby Tydus Tempest on March 7th, 2014, 6:36 pm

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Let's get down to business
To defeat the Pride
Did they send me lubbers
When I asked for Tempests?

You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Oh Lads, I'll make a Svefra
Out of you.

Boisterous as a seal
But with force, like waaaaves.
Once you find your sealegs
You are sure to swiiiim

You're a spineless, pale and ruddy lot
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a Svefra
Out of you.

Adney: I'm never gonna catch these fish
Aquia: Say goodbye to that fair caaatch
Nerida: Boy, was I a fool for not listenin'
Kel: This lass's got them scared to death
Adney: Hope she doesn't stab that harpoon through me
Tydus: Now I really wish that I knew how to fiiiight

BE A SVEFRA
We must be swift as a coursing current
With all the force of a tidaaal wave
With all the strength of the raging oceans
Mysterious as eyes of a Leviathaaaan

Time is racing toward us
'til the Pride arrives.
Heed my every order
And you might stay aliiiive

You're unsuited for the pirate's liiiife
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a Svefra
Out of you?

BE A SVEFRA
We must be swift as a coursing current
With all the force of a tidaaal wave
With all the strength of the raging oceans
Mysterious as the eyes of a Leviathaaaan

BE A SVEFRA
We must be swift as a coursing current
With all the force of a tidaaal wave
With all the strength of the raging oceans
Mysterious as the eyes of a Leviathaaaan
AHOY!
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Ty's Tides

Postby Nyxie Nadira Draer on March 7th, 2014, 10:50 pm



OMG, this is so good! :D

I love the last one; it's a perfect adaptation of "I'll make a Man out of you" for the Svefra~ I found myself literally singing the lyrics out loud ^^

Don't you dare stop doing these :P That goes to you too, Stefan.


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Ty's Tides

Postby Tydus Tempest on March 11th, 2014, 6:45 am

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They see me rowin'
They hatin'
These knights be tryin to catch me rowin' dirty
Tryin to catch me walkin dirty
Tryin to catch me sailin dirty
Tryin to catch me runnin dirty
Tryin to catch me rowin dirty
Me shanties so loud
I'm singin
They hopin that they gon catch me stealin thirty
Tryin to catch me walkin dirty
Tryin to catch me sailin dirty
Tryin to catch me runnin dirty
Tryin to catch me rowin dirty


Syliran Knights think they can see me lean
I'm sly so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me sail by they can see the sheen
Of the ocean's water and me grin's a gleam
Sail with a new chick, she like hold up
Next to the Suvan with some rolla is a full quiv and my big bowa
Turn a thief into a hangin' showa
Girl you just don't know, I'm crazy like those mages ho'
Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to have no babies
Svefra tats n Vesh so I pull in ladies
Laws of patrollin you know they hate me
Shanties so high up until the maximum
I can speak for some vagiks tryin to jack for some
But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a vagik locked up in the maximum
Security cell, I'm see da Windoak
Singin loud and tipsy so slow
Twist and turnin like a moanin ho
Knights pull up from behind and is in his throat
Shields down gotta stop their approach
Running high and low to stop their poach
This the sailin skills when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Ravok but I still am not losin


I been drinkin and smokin holdin shyke cause a podbrotha can't focus
I gotta get to home 'fore the Knights scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the shore man
Vagik been sippin on that blessed rum y'see and the ale again is in again we in the wind
Doin a hundred while Kel puffin' up on that pipe
And loadin' another bowl up, we livin like we ain't givin a petch
I got a cross in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezin my Ta-van
Rollin some Heldrog, green leaves and all
Comin pretty deep, me and my bro-Ko
I gotta get back to Laviku's seas
Wanted by the Knights and I got heat, pew pew shots to the block we sneak'n sleep
Pew pew hope Knights don't see me, on a low key
With no regards for the law we dodge em like petch em all
But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all
Keep a cross in Casinor, and a bottle o' rum to sip, but well if you want, vagik you gotta dip
Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Kel, Cal, Ad and Tydus with'n some flair


Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go
Turn up n' blink that night and I swang it slower
A vagik upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drink fo sho
So they get behind me tryin to check my face, look at my pocket mirrah and they smilin
Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin
Cause they denyin is racial profilin
Syliras, petch up n check my file
Pull me over try to check my pile
In me strongbox gotta get me cash
Cause the crooked Knights try to come up fast
And been a pirate that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
When they realize I ain't even sailin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood
I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more petchin so screw
You can't arrest me outta the blue
This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU
I can't be touched or tell 'em that they shoulda known
Tippin' down, sittin' crooked on my deck
Bookin' my ledger, tryin' to find a chick I wanna petch
Like they couldn't stop me I'mma 'bout to pull up at your home and it's on
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The Most Interesting Man in the Suvan

Postby Tydus Tempest on March 13th, 2014, 10:34 pm

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Tydus Tempest: The Most Interesting Man in the Suvan.


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● When he wakes up in the morning, dolphins flip into the air as he exits his quarters.

● When he begins to sing, one cannot help but dance and join along.

● He is not a fighter, but a lover. Those that he loves fight for him.

● When he stretches out a hand, a barmaiden automatically places a mug in it, regardless of where he is.

● He once tried to save a life, but the ocean itself vomited out the drowning victim, so that he wouldn't get his hair wet.

He is the most interesting man in the Suvan. But wait... there's more.

● For every chime he spends speaking, three bells are spent listening.

● Locals ask him for directions, and they never get lost.

● If he were to punch you in the face, gratitude would spill from your lips rather than blood.

● No less than thirty shanties have been written about his smile alone.

● He is the life of parties that he has never attended.

● His goatee alone has experienced more than the entire bodies of four lesser men, combined.

● He is blessed with the power of RummancyCredits to this one go to Stefan XD, any beverage he holds in his hand is converted into rum. Reimancers fear his power.

● He is incapable of siring a daughter, even if his mate is a Konti. When a son is born from the union of Tydus Tempest and a Konti lass, a new species is born. These AkonTy will someday overrun Mizahar. Fear the coming of that day.

He is... the most interesting man in the Suvan.
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Ty's Tides

Postby Tydus Tempest on March 20th, 2014, 4:40 am

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Wine, Women and Song, what a wonderful phrase
Wine, Women and Song, a saying that should be praised
It means good stories, for the rest of your days
It's our problem free philosophy, Wine and Wooomen (Song, too!)

Why, when he was a young Svefra
When I was a young Svefra!
Very nice. Aye!

He found a stigma that lacked a certain appeal
He could clear your coin purse with his catchy spiel
I'm a carefree soul, though I love gold's glow
And it hurt that the law tried to hang me by my toeee.

And oh, the shame! He was ashamed!
Thoughta changin' my name, oh, don't play that game!
And I got downhearted, how did you feel? Every time that I
Tydus, not in front of the kids. Oh, sorry

Wine and Women, what a wonderful phrase (And Song, too!)
Women and Song, drinking until the glorious blaze (Hey, it could happen at any time)
It means good stories for the rest of your days, yeah, sing it, lad
It's our problem free philosophy, Wine and Women (And Song!)

Wine and Women
Women and Song
Song and Wine
Wine and Women

It means goods stories for the rest of your days
It's our problem free philosophy, Hakuna Matata

Women and Song
Song and Wine
Wine and Women
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Postby Ball on March 20th, 2014, 6:06 pm

Sweet Child O' Mine by GNR

Ya can only do it one way... Awesomely... Make it sound like a lullaby in lyrics =D
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Rhysol's New World

Postby Tydus Tempest on March 24th, 2014, 1:35 am

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I can shoooow you this booooat. Shining shiiiimmering waaaater.
Tell me Stryfer now when did you last let your heart deciiiide?
Rowing into the laaake, feeling Rhysol's embraaace
Over small tides and under on a magic rowboat riiiiide.

A whole neeew laaaaake.
A new fantastic way to see.
Hey Ravok's not too bad, oh slaves don't be sad.
You're all right where He needs you to beee.

A whooole new laaaake,
Rhysol's glory I never knew!
But when I'm in the boat, I just gotta gloat,
Caus now I'm in a whole new place with you (Rhysol)

Stryfers and Black Sun abound! Never do I feel friiight
Rowing, Running, and Sailing, I feel his mark and its miiight

A whoooooole new laaaake (Rhysol's glory I never knew!)
A hundred thousand things to curse! (Hold their fate in your hands!)
I'm like a Rising Star, spreading His light so far
And now I'm right where I need to be

A whooole new liiife, at every turn there's chancery.
To Syliras we go, for Windoak's ashes to blow, and we'll finally be free
Rhysol's will be done! By the Stryfe and Sun! And finally we'll destroy that tree
And then I'll be in Rhysol's World wiiiith youuuu
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