
18th of Summer, 514.
Once again, the squirrel found himself wandering about the Training Grounds - although, this time, it wasn't to practice by himself. Practicing by himself didn't provide the same thrill that it had to go up against a moving, breathing target with his Py-Pole. Sure, sometimes it wasn't as rewarding when he fell back on his arse and had to admit that he'd made a fool of himself, but he knew that this was what he wanted - and more importantly, it was what he needed. To really push at the new limits, to really train with experienced combatants in a real training arena and learn how to take down the bigger species. He'd learned how to do plenty of running around and jumping off things in Nyka but it was only in these grounds that he realized all the ways that these things could be played to his advantage... and all of the ways in which it was completely useless.
Really, the squirrel felt a little bit silly. He shouldn't have gone out there to focus his acrobatic talent, he should have gone there to fight. That's what he would have gained the most from, if he could have learned from the monks how to fight everyone and beat them down on their arses instead of learning how to jump out of their attacks. Of course being able to jump around was a good skill... but only for all the times that he could actually get out of the way fast enough. When they were moving faster, well, then what? Did he stand there and watch or did he do something, even if it was just as effective as slapping them with a wet fish and hoping for the best.
Well, now he was going to make up for it. He didn't care who he fought because it just meant that he'd learn more from the fight in the end. Which was why he stormed up and down the length of the Training Grounds over and over, searching the pairs of squires and knights for one opening - one squire, or knight, or sergeant, or somebody that was available. Even most of the Weaponsmasters were apparently otherwise occupied here or there, touching things up. That or they didn't notice the 5" squirrel made entirely out of clay that stomped up and down the narrow array of different arenas with one incredibly-long elastic Py-Pole in one paw, bouncing as he went. Ahh, his faithful Py-Pole.. the one weapon he could rely on. Not like those useless squires and knights who had their swords and their battleaxes and their goodness-knew-what-else. None of them were good compared to a squirrel. None of them could even hit a squirrel, they'd soon found out.
One of the joys of being 5" tall was that there was only one tactic anyone ever drew out of their pocket: the stomp. Stomp stomp stomp with their big feet, that was their solution to everything. And it always failed. Perhaps he'd find someone able to pull something surprising out of the bag today. Maybe he'd actually be stepped on. Or not. Maybe the squirrel would end up stepping on them instead - that would be seen, soon enough. However, Arch was quickly reminded of the horrors of being 5" tall when he really was nearly stepped on.. by a reversing Weaponsmaster that yelled orders back and forth around the Training Grounds and apparently didn't look where he was going. Honestly, what made them Weaponmasters if they couldn't identify potential threats that could easily remove a foot and yet they would not only be unable to react in time, he could pretty well guess, but if they were unable to even notice it?
"HEY!" he yelled partially to the man that continued on his way regardless, and partly to the rest of the busy Training Grounds. Surely there would be someone with the courage to fight a squirrel, surely?
Once again, the squirrel found himself wandering about the Training Grounds - although, this time, it wasn't to practice by himself. Practicing by himself didn't provide the same thrill that it had to go up against a moving, breathing target with his Py-Pole. Sure, sometimes it wasn't as rewarding when he fell back on his arse and had to admit that he'd made a fool of himself, but he knew that this was what he wanted - and more importantly, it was what he needed. To really push at the new limits, to really train with experienced combatants in a real training arena and learn how to take down the bigger species. He'd learned how to do plenty of running around and jumping off things in Nyka but it was only in these grounds that he realized all the ways that these things could be played to his advantage... and all of the ways in which it was completely useless.
Really, the squirrel felt a little bit silly. He shouldn't have gone out there to focus his acrobatic talent, he should have gone there to fight. That's what he would have gained the most from, if he could have learned from the monks how to fight everyone and beat them down on their arses instead of learning how to jump out of their attacks. Of course being able to jump around was a good skill... but only for all the times that he could actually get out of the way fast enough. When they were moving faster, well, then what? Did he stand there and watch or did he do something, even if it was just as effective as slapping them with a wet fish and hoping for the best.
Well, now he was going to make up for it. He didn't care who he fought because it just meant that he'd learn more from the fight in the end. Which was why he stormed up and down the length of the Training Grounds over and over, searching the pairs of squires and knights for one opening - one squire, or knight, or sergeant, or somebody that was available. Even most of the Weaponsmasters were apparently otherwise occupied here or there, touching things up. That or they didn't notice the 5" squirrel made entirely out of clay that stomped up and down the narrow array of different arenas with one incredibly-long elastic Py-Pole in one paw, bouncing as he went. Ahh, his faithful Py-Pole.. the one weapon he could rely on. Not like those useless squires and knights who had their swords and their battleaxes and their goodness-knew-what-else. None of them were good compared to a squirrel. None of them could even hit a squirrel, they'd soon found out.
One of the joys of being 5" tall was that there was only one tactic anyone ever drew out of their pocket: the stomp. Stomp stomp stomp with their big feet, that was their solution to everything. And it always failed. Perhaps he'd find someone able to pull something surprising out of the bag today. Maybe he'd actually be stepped on. Or not. Maybe the squirrel would end up stepping on them instead - that would be seen, soon enough. However, Arch was quickly reminded of the horrors of being 5" tall when he really was nearly stepped on.. by a reversing Weaponsmaster that yelled orders back and forth around the Training Grounds and apparently didn't look where he was going. Honestly, what made them Weaponmasters if they couldn't identify potential threats that could easily remove a foot and yet they would not only be unable to react in time, he could pretty well guess, but if they were unable to even notice it?
"HEY!" he yelled partially to the man that continued on his way regardless, and partly to the rest of the busy Training Grounds. Surely there would be someone with the courage to fight a squirrel, surely?