Because I'm such a nice guy, I volunteer to take any problem PC/player off your hands, man. Really! Just ship them off IC to Falyndar and I'll send a group of my most accommodating folks to welcome them. See, we have, uh, a top-notch rehabilitation center over here that would, uh, help troubled souls appreciate what they have going and, uh, really embrace and appreciate the life they had in their cities. I mean 'have in their cities'. Definitely 'have'.
We'll even send you a little memento to remind you of said player AND give seasonal updates on their, uh, progress.
Satisfaction guaranteed!
What do you say, big guy? Good deal, right?
