Chat Quotes: New and Improved

[Laszlo]

(19:48:57) ChatBot: Elia logs into the Chat.
(19:49:00) Laszlo: Good to see you're still kicking.
(19:49:07) Siiri: also, my baby can crawl now so it means less time for my eyes to stay on the monitor
(19:49:31) Laszlo: Have you tried tying her up?
(19:49:34) Laszlo: Or him...
(19:49:42) Siiri: the wife wouldn't let me
(19:49:51) Laszlo: Buzzkill.
(19:50:22) Laszlo: Hello Elia.
(19:50:34) Elia: what the heck Las you NEVER tie up a baby it isn't a dog >:(
(19:50:41) Philomena: ooh, I'll tell you the secret, M Siiri: Aurora Leigh. Is the iambic pentameter. It puts them right t sleep.
(19:50:48) Laszlo: It's a little smaller than most dogs.
(19:50:52) Laszlo: And I'm way stronger.
(19:51:17) Philomena: i tried little women with the second. He liked the voices too much, I think, so didn't sleep. But good old EB Bro
(19:51:19) Siiri: oh
(19:51:19) Ignotus_Everto: Oy Vey.
(19:51:30) Siiri: i use a rear naked choke to put babies to sleep
(19:51:41) Laszlo: Works every time.
(19:51:41) Chimera: I never want children, but if I have one they're getting leash trained
(19:51:45) Elia: and hello
(19:51:49) Philomena: I never tried that.
(19:51:51) Ignotus_Everto: Wooow.

[Phoenix]

(01:34:35) Gossamer: ...
(01:34:48) Accolade: ....
(01:34:54) Phoenix: .....
(01:35:00) Wrenmae: .....

[Phoenix]

(15:27:13) ChatBot: Imass logs into the Chat.
(15:27:18) Ignotus_Everto: Imassmass!
(15:27:19) Imass: Hail mizahar
(15:27:28) Imass: Ig!
(15:27:33) Kreig_Messer: its time for Himass!!
(15:27:37) Zandelia: hail violent squire
(15:27:43) Nira'lia: Haiiil!
(15:27:52) Kreig_Messer: Hail oddly haired women
(15:27:58) Nira'lia: Speaking of making babies. Hi, Imass!
(15:28:14) Phoenix: iMass!
(15:28:24) Phoenix: I would have Imass's babies
(15:28:40) Zandelia: one not enough eh?
(15:28:48) Imass: Kreig! Zand! Phoe!
(15:28:58) Imass: Thanks Phoenix! Thank ye thank ye
(15:29:09) Imass: Im looking for kontis to visit sahova
(15:29:11) Ignotus_Everto: ... Good to know...
(15:29:11) Kreig_Messer: Imass,Massy, Apple Product!
(15:29:20) Phoenix: It was a creepy comment that he took with aplomb.
(15:29:20) Ignotus_Everto: Ha!
(15:29:33) Phoenix: iMass is apples version of a baby maker
(15:29:36) Ignotus_Everto: The apple iMass. Zealotry in travel size
(15:29:37) Phoenix snickers.
(15:29:42) ChatBot: Typhos_Everstorm logs into the Chat.
(15:29:51) Ignotus_Everto: Wait...
(15:29:55) Imass: Lol haha iMass is an actual app !
(15:29:56) Ignotus_Everto: Better idea for an iMass.
(15:30:04) Zandelia gigglesnorts
(15:30:20) Imass: Baby maker. I like that one the best thus far
(15:30:44) Phoenix: I was rather proud of it
(15:30:53) Zandelia: do you think 'the typical, basic, Inartan is sufficient for character concept?
(15:31:13) Phoenix: lololo
(15:31:16) Ignotus_Everto: The apple iMass. Makes your sword bigger, and lets you last longer in the field of battle!.. If you catch my drift.

[Bloodfight]

(18:23:34) Septimus: Somebody chat quote this! Somebody freaking chat quote this! Okay Sept. Chat quotted.

[Septimus]

Thanks Blood xD

[Keira Star]

Greatest moment I've ever experienced so far. lol

(15:10:52) Ball feeds Torch some Pitch
(15:10:55) Torchlight: One sec.
(15:11:01) Torchlight: FOOMP
(15:11:05) Keira_Star: HAHAHA

Always protect yourself from the damaging rays of the Torchlight

[Ball]

[Removed Quote for Gale]

[Gale Austin McCenry]

You're forgiven, Ball

[Keira Star]

(16:43:05) Kreig_Messer: I did say I will systematically rule chat, this is but
(16:43:28) Keira_Star: no you will not XD how on earth could you ever hope to accomplish that?
(16:43:53) Kreig_Messer: I infected Imass, that is but one step
(16:43:58) Keira_Star: oh really?
(16:43:59) Imass starts to Purrrrrrr on baldy's shoulder
(16:44:06) Kreig_Messer: then it shall multiply
(16:44:14) Keira_Star: what makes you think there isn't an antidote?
(16:44:19) Keira_Star: huh?
(16:44:44) Kreig_Messer: well Goss tends to get very silly herself so thats a pretty good indication there isn't
(16:45:06) Keira_Star: how is that an indication??? that is just another person who is silly.... that is not an indication at all.
(16:45:43) Kreig_Messer: well lets just say sometimes you read stuff that blows your mind coming from her
(16:45:58) Keira_Star: and that relates to you taking over chat how?
(16:47:45) Kreig_Messer: *climbs on Keira's head*...Tell me keira, isn't it a bit creepy you ask all these questions?
(16:48:12) Keira_Star: dear kreig, do you wish to infect me just yet?
(16:48:40) Kreig_Messer: Do you wish to be infected/
(16:48:54) Keira_Star: what is infection?
(16:49:07) Kreig_Messer: should I answer?
(16:49:15) Keira_Star: should you?
(16:49:26) Kreig_Messer: Why shoould I?
(16:49:44) Kreig_Messer: *hugs Laszlo*
(16:49:44) Keira_Star: because what do you think would happen if you don't?
(16:50:35) Keira_Star: ?
(16:50:56) Kreig_Messer: Do I believe nothing will happen?
(16:51:05) Keira_Star: I don't believe you do.
(16:51:15) Kreig_Messer: or is it simply a delay of the inevitable?
(16:51:30) Keira_Star: but what is the inevitable? do you really have a clue?
(16:51:45) Keira_Star: what makes you think anyone can control inevitable individually?
(16:51:48) Kreig_Messer: do I want to have a clue/
(16:51:54) Keira_Star: yes you do/
(16:52:08) Kreig_Messer: why do you assume that?
(16:52:21) Keira_Star: Assume I do. I don't know why.
(16:52:32) Keira_Star: Must I tell you everything?
(16:52:45) Keira_Star: "I don't know" for a reason
(16:52:48) Kreig_Messer: No, but may I tell you something?
(16:53:05) Keira_Star: yes, so long as you stand on the other side of this room and speak it.
(16:54:00) Keira_Star: unless now you wish not to speak of this thing save for on top of my head.
(16:54:13) Kreig_Messer: Then I speak it; as you played this game with me, you've helped the creepiness!! I am sure everyone else is going '...Da fuq is going on here?'
(16:54:28) Keira_Star: I have. But I did it because I wished to
(16:54:34) Keira_Star: not because you control my will.
(16:54:51) Kreig_Messer: but I didn't control, I simply influenced
(16:54:56) Keira_Star: These things have always amused me. But I did not know this was what you call creepy.
(16:55:07) Keira_Star: You did not influence what I already desired
(16:55:26) Keira_Star: I'm simply playing along. I can change back at any moment.
(16:55:29) Kreig_Messer: but desire can be born from influence
(16:55:46) Keira_Star: But desire that already had a root was not influence.
(16:56:47) Keira_Star: you must use specifics.
(16:56:47) Kreig_Messer: *finished playing the game*
(16:57:10) Keira_Star: you are too funny
(16:57:13) Kreig_Messer: isn't madness lovely?
(16:57:25) Keira_Star: it depends whether or not that was madness
(16:57:30) Keira_Star: it was very organized..
(16:57:34) Kreig_Messer: it was fun madness

[Arkale]

(12:12:04) Alea_Davenport: Also, I love how Alea seems to be acquiring a small army of animals <.< She has three pets and a Kelvic...

(12:12:06) Red: Dinner calls.

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Nice timing Red.