Gossamer gives a bit of creator's insight into Akalaks...
(16:34:40) ChatBot: Gossamer logs into the Chat.
(16:34:47) Accolade: Hey Jen
(16:35:22) Gossamer: Xalet better watch out RF has new purple hotness. (16:35:34) Ignotus_Everto: G'day Jen.
(16:35:38) Ignotus_Everto: Ha XD
(16:35:54) Accolade: lol
(16:35:59) Gossamer: I appreciate hotness.
(16:36:51) ChatBot: Iris_Timandre logs into the Chat.(16:37:00) Accolade: Hey Iris
(16:37:02) Gossamer: I get tired of looking at and moderating pretty girls. A hot guy once in a while is not too much to ask.
(16:37:09) Iris_Timandre waves to chat
(16:37:29) Accolade: lol
(16:37:31) Gossamer: Hi iris!
(16:37:33) Ignotus_Everto: Ha XD Hello Iris.
(16:37:42) Hoa: Hellur
(16:37:55) Iris_Timandre: How's everyone doing today? :]
(16:38:05) Accolade: Great, and yourself?
(16:38:05) Imass: Hail iris! Hail gossamer!
(16:38:18) Imass: Iggy, I had a question for you but I forgot
(16:38:20) Imass: Lol
(16:38:33) Iris_Timandre: Good :3
(16:38:43) Ignotus_Everto: Go Imass XD
(16:38:43) Hoa: One day Goss, I'll make a hot character and have in where you're moderating. And I'll have him in a lot of threads, so you'll have to moderate him a lot.
(16:39:11) Iris_Timandre: Jen wants to mod more Akalaks
(16:39:26) Imass: Oh I saw the new akalak ! I am excited. Can't wait to see how he spars
(16:39:49) Imass: I actually better go challenge him now
(16:40:05) Accolade: lol
(16:40:14) Ignotus_Everto: XD
(16:40:17) Gossamer: Please do Hoa!
(16:40:23) Ignotus_Everto: Don't you do it without finishing what you were doing, Imass!
(16:41:21) Gossamer: Two sweaty Akalak sparring......hot.
(16:41:26) ChatBot: Antar logs out of the Chat.
(16:41:29) Accolade:

(16:41:40) Anton: 8o
(16:41:40) Jackalope: Ewww.
(16:41:50) Accolade: lol!! Jack
(16:41:51) Jackalope:

(16:42:01) ChatBot: Aello logs into the Chat.
(16:42:08) Accolade: Hey Aello
(16:42:15) Gossamer: I'll picture it in 300 style slow motion.
(16:42:26) Gossamer: And drool.
(16:42:31) Accolade: Ooooh nice one
(16:42:34) Accolade: lol
(16:42:40) Accolade: I liked that movie
(16:42:45) ChatBot: Gravel logs into the Chat.
(16:42:49) Gossamer: Amd jack.....dont rain on the parade!
(16:43:08) Ignotus_Everto: 'Ello Aello.
(16:43:16) Gossamer: We get so few.....
(16:43:25) Aello: hi
(16:43:53) Hoa: My dog smells like dog. I love the smell of dog.
(16:44:02) Jackalope: I know, I know. Blue and Purple men. Rah rah rah.
(16:44:07) Jackalope waves RF flag
(16:44:15) Accolade: lol
(16:44:19) Accolade: I'm dieing
(16:44:25) Accolade:

(16:44:34) Anton extracts dagger
(16:44:35) Anton: Sorry
(16:44:37) Anton:

(16:44:54) Accolade: Well it's too late now Anton gawd..
(16:45:36) Hoa: I need new friends. They're too weird.
(16:45:37) ChatBot: Geothryn logs into the Chat.
(16:45:39) Geothryn: Home
(16:45:45) Accolade: Hey Geo
(16:46:04) Imass: Alright! He has been challenged! Weeded for kore kendoka sasarin duels! They are always fun
(16:46:16) Hoa: Hi Geoo.
(16:46:16) Imass: Weee for more*
(16:46:51) ChatBot: Imass has been logged out (Timeout).
(16:46:51) ChatBot: Imass logs into the Chat.
(16:46:58) Ignotus_Everto: Heheheh.
(16:47:20) Geothryn: More what now?
(16:47:34) ChatBot: Chemar_Tisserand logs into the Chat.
(16:47:46) Accolade: Hey Chemy
(16:47:53) Ignotus_Everto: Akalaks.
(16:47:56) Gossamer: Imass...
(16:48:01) Ignotus_Everto: I still remember when Tock called them "Yakyaks."
(16:48:02) Chemar_Tisserand: Hola!
(16:48:02) Ishgrameer_Windwalker: hey chem
(16:48:10) Ignotus_Everto: Or was it a Yakakak?
(16:48:17) Chemar_Tisserand: Hi:)
(16:48:24) Gossamer: Im on aim heckling xalet to get in on it too.
(16:48:34) Gossamer: Two is good.
(16:48:38) Ignotus_Everto: Hallo Chem!
(16:48:39) Imass: Lol! It would have to be a flashback!
(16:48:41) Chemar_Tisserand: Hi Jen

(16:48:51) Gossamer: Three purple hotties are better.
(16:48:52) Imass: I am in syliras most of the season, doing knight stuff
(16:48:55) Accolade: lol oh wow
(16:49:05) Gossamer: Hi D!
(16:49:13) Imass: OHH
(16:49:21) Imass: Let me cc rykanis to that pm
(16:49:22) Chemar_Tisserand: Purple hotties?
(16:49:27) Imass: We can do three!
(16:49:29) Ignotus_Everto: Akalaks.
(16:49:37) Ignotus_Everto: A three way spar?
(16:50:00) Accolade: ooh
(16:50:01) Imass: Yeah sure, the rules in kendoka sasarin say if you bump into another person you need to fight them!
(16:50:04) Gossamer: Jen might have just got her Christmas present from RF.
(16:50:04) Ignotus_Everto: Sounds like a recipe for half the female Miz population's absence.
(16:50:25) Chemar_Tisserand: Oh my
(16:50:36) Gossamer: Now....if they will duel naked to YMCA.
(16:50:47) Ignotus_Everto: ... That's... Oddly specific, Jen...
(16:50:50) Chemar_Tisserand: O.O
(16:50:59) Accolade: oh wow lol
(16:51:00) ChatBot: Lixue logs into the Chat.
(16:51:00)Gossamer cranks up the Village people.
(16:51:05) Ignotus_Everto: Have you given thought to this, by any chance?

(16:51:06) Chemar_Tisserand: What have I walked into?(16:51:16) Hoa: Something weird, Chem.
(16:51:17) Lixue: ...
(16:51:19) ChatBot: Lixue logs out of the Chat.
(16:51:19) Ignotus_Everto: You've walked into one of Gossamer's fever dreams.
(16:51:20) Jackalope:

(16:51:25) Jackalope: Kekeke
(16:51:31) Chemar_Tisserand: So it would seem
(16:51:31) Accolade:

(16:51:43) Gossamer: It's halfway to real!
(16:51:53) Chemar_Tisserand: *fans Jen*
(16:52:09) Chemar_Tisserand: With a cowboy hat...
(16:52:12) Gossamer: I wonder if I can get Imass to wear a headdress
(16:52:16) ChatBot: Aello logs out of the Chat.
(16:52:21) Chemar_Tisserand: And a tool belt
(16:52:28) Razkar: Why do I feel my testosterone levels PLUMMETING even as I sit...?
(16:52:29) Chemar_Tisserand: Lol
(16:52:46) Gossamer: The new guy gets the cowboy hat. Xalet the toolbelt.(16:52:46) Accolade: lol
(16:52:50) Chemar_Tisserand: Aello was not impressed..(16:52:59) Razkar: Not that it isn't amusing seeing a proud warrior class being reduced to extras from Magic Mike.
(16:53:07) Chemar_Tisserand: Who gets the night stick?
(16:53:08) Razkar: Ah, satire. Is there anything you can't accomplish?
(16:53:10) Imass: I would wear some sexy clothes in the thread hahaha
(16:53:13) Gossamer: Omg be still my beating heart.
(16:53:23) Imass: Lol razkar
(16:53:37) Chemar_Tisserand: Heh
(16:53:40) Gossamer: Raz.....but well need a fake purple tan.
(16:53:45) Imass: Lion cloths sound reasonable goss?
(16:53:51) Razkar: What's this "we" stuff?
(16:54:04) Imass: Loin rather
(16:54:07) Gossamer: If they can do Orange they can do purple
(16:54:20) Chemar_Tisserand: Jen, can I acces this dream of your in the dreaming lady?
(16:54:28) Razkar: Oh good Zombie Jesus, she's actually working out the logistics...
(16:54:32) Gossamer: Lol sure.