[GAME] Monkey's Paw

by **Ball** on October 29th, 2014, 3:44 pm

Granted...

Unforunately you are now one of the undead vampires

I want a tamed monkey as a pet

by **Cyq** on October 29th, 2014, 4:37 pm

Granted. You get a tamed monkey, but soon his family discover that you have taken him as a slave and ambush you during the night, chewing off your face and consuming your innards as revenge.

I wish for a pair of flowery curtains.

by **Sheaya** on October 29th, 2014, 4:46 pm

Your wish comes true and you get curtains contain real flowers which end up attracting tons of bees. Before you know it your house has became a giant beehive you must live in harmony with.

I would like a glass of water please.

by **Ball** on October 29th, 2014, 4:53 pm

Granted.

The only it is a never ending glass of water and you are constantly thirsty... You perish due to drowning.

I want some honey

by **Darkalin Pinewood** on October 29th, 2014, 11:58 pm

You get your honey, but it attracts the bees from before, and you now have to put up with their constant buzzing.

I wish..... For a million wishes!

by **Aventis** on October 30th, 2014, 12:21 am

And that you get! Sucks that they all have some crappy twist like the rest of these wishes.

I want a bad wish.

Aventis

by **Darkalin Pinewood** on October 30th, 2014, 12:03 pm

You get a bad wish, and it kills you immediately.

I wish for godhood.

by **Roisin** on October 30th, 2014, 2:59 pm

You become a god, however it's the god of computer lag and you spend all eternity being hated.

I wish for an endless supply of chocolate.

by **Ball** on October 30th, 2014, 3:55 pm

Granted

but its all moldy

i wish izzy was potty trained.

by **Kayan** on October 30th, 2014, 4:46 pm

Granted
Izzy was trained to potty on your face while you sleep.

I wish I was a Mary Sue!