[GAME] Monkey's Paw

by **Aventis** on October 25th, 2014, 2:09 am

Oh, cool. Want to be a master pycon? You now own six slaves and you're in the middle of Syliras. Have fun, good buddy.

I want a good friend c:

Aventis

by **Darkalin Pinewood** on October 25th, 2014, 12:07 pm

You get a good friend, but he is secretly a member of the Daggerhand, and gets you, as well as him, brutally murdered with a rusty spoon by a Nights Eye Assassin.

I wish...... For an Eagle of massive proportions!

by **Aventis** on October 25th, 2014, 12:55 pm

That you get! And you're the best of friends for years until she reveals so you that she is pregnant from her recently deceased boyeaglefriend. You're excited to see them, but she dies in childbirth. She leaves you her children, and there are four. You love them more every day, but you start wondering if they'd be better off with their mother. You wonder if they even need you. One day, they leave the nest, so to speak, and you are left alone again, now grilled and bitter. But you will always have memories.

I would like a single, regular-sized strand of hair. Please. c:

Aventis

by **Ball** on October 27th, 2014, 3:02 pm

It's all yours!

Cept now you are fixated on that peice of hair and you become so enthralled by it that you slowly starve to death and die.

I wanna be me

by **Darkalin Pinewood** on October 27th, 2014, 3:25 pm

You are now the person, "Me". She is an Eypharian being tortured through having all of her arms slowly ripped off, in a perverse version of the Rack.

I wist for a plain brown, wooden stick.

by **Tierra** on October 27th, 2014, 4:39 pm

Granted...

Now you also have flesh eating scarab beetles burrowing in your skin.

I want a rock.

by **Kayan** on October 27th, 2014, 5:36 pm

You get a rock... a big rock... that falls on your head and turns you into a vegetable for the rest of your life.

I wish Twilight was never made.

by **Ball** on October 27th, 2014, 6:31 pm

Granted...

Now instead of Twilight never being made they make some sappy love story into a four part movie...

OOps, forgot to add what I wanted (Thanks Aventis!)

I wish Ball had more non-combat threads

by **Aventis** on October 27th, 2014, 8:19 pm

You are now a doughball rather than a heroic squireknight.

I would like somebody to lean on c:

Aventis

by **Cantillion** on October 28th, 2014, 2:00 am

You are now blessed with a Leeching mage who insists on constantly draining you of your Djed, leaving you forever exhausted but never killing you outright.

I wish for invulnerability to magic and the forces of nature alike.