[GAME] Monkey's Paw

[Ball]

Granted you are now named Ball. but the real ball comes and beats you to death.

i wish fora million dollars tax free and clean small bills.

[Yra]

Surprise! You made a wish and it was granted, and suddenly you have a million dollars! But, what's this? They are clean, so clean. Maybe freshly made. The bills are small. Oh god, you've been given monopoly money.

I wish for whole library of books.

[Raus]

You get it there are some strange titles in it though.. The necromonicon, the king in yellow.. a few da'ys later you're carted away by people in white. Madly gibbring about eyes beyond the veil or some other nonsense.

I wish that the NASA and ESA gain a lot of grant money to fund their projects and research

[Aventis]

They blow it all on a giant Christmas party.

I wish to explode in a fiery ball of death and wonder.

[Yuri Lehrer]

Granted, but you live through the fireworks display.

I wish for everyone on Miz to write a thread together.

[Raus]

it's unwieldy, unmanagble and many other un's and it collapses in on itself. The dissapointment causes a chaing reaction that destroy's at least two cities in miz and starts of another valtarrian.

I wish for a soda.

[Yra]

Soda? You're granted a can of soda water and it is actually too carbonated, so when you open the horribly tasteless beverage, injury is added to insult when it explodes in your hands.

I'd like to be famous.

[Aventis]

And the next Charles Manson was made!

I wish that could be less offensive.

[Ball]

Granted, but that makes you Joffrey from GoT...

Sorry...

I wish I could get a good internship

[Raus]

you get a great internship. To bad the company is run by a supervillian that is trying to take over the world and rule like a sociopatic king. But hey, at least you get paid and have a nice health plan

I wish for a merry christmas