Arrrah! I got onion juice in my nose!
I laughed and then wrinkled my nose in sympathy when I read this. I'm one of those freak people who are accident prone (who gets onion juice in their nose, right?) and this is especially true in the kitchen. Folks love coconut things and I bake a lot, but I'm very allergic to it as well... so I just wanted to give you a hug and laugh with you all at once because I bet the swelling and redness rivaled even the most cartoonish 50's Santa's nose. You poor thing.
Ignore Darren. I enjoyed the scrap. When people respond all 'grumble grumble professional advice' they miss the point entirely. The point isn't... anything other than OMG *facepalm*. Most of us got it. We really did.