Fela's Scrapbook of irrational fears

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Fela's Scrapbook of irrational fears

Postby Darren on July 31st, 2011, 2:51 am

Should go to hospital for that instead of looking for our input/advice.

Hehe, you might not like what we would have to say.
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Postby Fela Meason on July 31st, 2011, 3:04 am

I wasn't asking for advice. Only expressing an FML. It's not a bad allergy. Just really annoying.

Sorry I bothered you. Wont happen again.
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Postby Silvy on July 31st, 2011, 5:21 pm

Darren do the woman a favor and get attention from someone else. Quit being such a diaper to her. Please note: Fela's back does not have handles for your riding safety, so get off it.
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Postby Darren on July 31st, 2011, 6:30 pm

No bother, just wanted to say something snarky to help you forget. Got a msg from your roommate about your condition. Just know I don't mean any real harm from it though I do appreciate you sharing. If you reacted otherwise I'll rein it in.
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Postby Gossamer on July 31st, 2011, 6:39 pm

Arrrah! I got onion juice in my nose!


I laughed and then wrinkled my nose in sympathy when I read this. I'm one of those freak people who are accident prone (who gets onion juice in their nose, right?) and this is especially true in the kitchen. Folks love coconut things and I bake a lot, but I'm very allergic to it as well... so I just wanted to give you a hug and laugh with you all at once because I bet the swelling and redness rivaled even the most cartoonish 50's Santa's nose. You poor thing.

Ignore Darren. I enjoyed the scrap. When people respond all 'grumble grumble professional advice' they miss the point entirely. The point isn't... anything other than OMG *facepalm*. Most of us got it. We really did.
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Postby Merenwen on July 31st, 2011, 8:15 pm

Uhm, Fela:

I LOVE YOU










































that is all.
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Postby Fela Meason on July 31st, 2011, 9:52 pm

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You guys are awesome. *hugs and cookies for all*
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Postby Fela Meason on August 1st, 2011, 5:57 am

Fela Meason - Bored 101


Most may be scared to say the 'B' word, but for those few brave souls who dare to say and subsequently get kicked from chat here are a few things you can do in the mean time. (besides post)

1. Taunt local STs
2. Stalk four random character threads
3. Super glue and puppies
4. Go to Wind Reach, steal and eagle. Run real fast.
5. Go driving till you spy a badger. Enjoy dinner.
6: Invent harmless rumors. Btw Jen has an unhealthy love for feet
7: Invent some positive vibe gossip about someone. "Secret just got off his crazy pills. Doctor said he was cured."
8: make babies (if you're 18+), if not an adult then go play with playdough
9. Correct all the spelling and grammar you can find wrong in the wiki. (Do we need any more after this one? It will take a while.)
10. Kidnap mods.
11: Send a mass pm to literally every account on sight
12. Torture Kidnapped Mods.
13. Assassinate Secret
14: Take pictures
15. Send back brainwashed mods to wreak havoc over the masses.
16. Assassinate crazed mods
17. take everything someone says quite literally.
18: Redraw all the maps in crayon.
19. Write a story about all your characters being in the same room with you.
20. Write a lore article, delete every third word, and submit it for grammar review.
21: Create a kelvic assassin PC
22. Watch Siiri juggle knives.
23: Watch Siiri do anything.
24. Get the band back together.
25. Count Siiri's moments of eating raw meat
26. Take pictures.
27. Write a Myrian recipe book to cooking all races
28: Take up Mizaharian Dentistry
29. Wait for Bina to award tapeworm lore
30. Pray for Rain in Ekytol.
31. Start an Equal Eaters rights group
32: Start a pycon suffrage movement.
33. Watch Syliran Knights give squires wedgies
34. Run around screaming the "Sky is Falling!" and see how many people tell you that your 500 years too late.
35. Make sandcastles with the Benshira
36. Watch Eypharians knock them down
37: Host a book burning in sahova
38. Be the stupid kelvic girl who walks around naked in Kalinor.
39: Unleash lice in the Knights armory
40. Claim you were 'Called' and as a Konti start Mizahar's first version of Avon and sell door to door.
41: pick a random thread partner and have a small animal die in every thread with them
42. Put dye in the Suvan Sea.
43. Hold a rubber ducky race down the Bluevein.
44. Submit a vampire for approval at the helpdesk, hide.
45. Pick a PC at random, decide they will be your character's soul mate NO MATTER WHAT
46. Tell a Svefra you think their whale is stupid.
47. Open a "Are You Blue Today?" depression group for the Akalaks.
48. Add the word FOREVER in all caps to every piece of dialogue
49. Create a giant toy chest and fill it with pycons. Lock it.
50. play PC Yenta
51. Walk around asking Konti if they want to buy glasses, to help with their sight problem.
52. Say the f word in the physical presence of your two favorite gods. (Jokes on you! there is no f word)
53. Smack Canali around
54. Pan Tarelde.
55. lightning someone to death using reimancy!!!
56. Teach waterboarding to Syliran Knights
57. Introduce tridents to the Charoda.
58. Go around calling Jamouras overgrown monkeys. Hide in a small space.
59. Collar random Kelvic and run off laughing.
60. Take energy from ambient djed...no need for food.
61. Change all the race names in the wiki.
62. Translate all the lore into a different language, with a book dictionary.
63. Make a symenestra pc. Apply for the Webbing magic.
64. Open a shoe store for the Akvatari.
65. Get drunk and try to make out with the tavern owner.
66: Start a kitten farm next to a mitten shop.
67: Make another 101 list of sausage uses
68: panty raid the Syliran Knight barracks
69: Create an Akalak named Drizzt and see how long before the mods shut him down
70: Go Pycon stomping.
71: Using alchemy and gadgeteering, create Mizahar's first firearms.

Come on people, help me here :D
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Postby Silvy on August 2nd, 2011, 4:57 pm

You forgot to put:

Call a wolf Kelvic a dog,
Ask a Drykas which horse makes the best glue,
Offer to dye a Konti's hair green,
or
Question a female Jamoura on whether they prefer shaving or waxing their legs!

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Postby Fela Meason on August 3rd, 2011, 4:20 am

lol I will update that shortly :p

On a side note: May not get my posts caught up till Thursday, so if you have a thread with me please be patient! *refilled cookie plate*
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