Inarta: We're Gingers and Proud.

by **Phoenix** on September 21st, 2011, 6:33 pm

Helloooooooo Redheads.

Since, on average, we are picked on for our most discerning feature at least once a day, we all have to stick together.

Even though most of us are imbred, racist, highstrung, half starved volcano dwellers... That doesn't mean we don't have any awesome aspects either! Here is the perfect place for us to all get together and revel in our awesomeness and help each other out. Did you find the PERFECT Inartan avatar the other day? Share it! Maybe you had an awesome idea for an overreaching plot that you'd like to include your fellows in Wind Reach in, post it! No idea is too small, no idea is stupid!

If you're having trouble thinking of new thread ideas, or have an idea for someone elses PC even, be bold and be honest (while still being nice). The best, best, best ideas come from more than just one head! Communicate, and you'll be blown away with what amazing ideas you can conjure up.

So, fellow Gingies, sing your redhead pride loud. Persistence always wins! Let's show Mizahar what we can do when we work together!

by **Flicker** on September 21st, 2011, 6:35 pm

I was going to be the first to post it!

You stole my joy! You're a bad ginger!

by **Flicker** on September 21st, 2011, 6:36 pm

Too bad there's no such thing as a bad ginger. Are you going to snaz this up with your sweet headline skills?

by **Phoenix** on September 21st, 2011, 6:47 pm

Yea I am! I just have to get my Photoshop working. Test your skills and try and find me some cool images. I'm not promising I'll use them though... I know who found all your avatars

by **Leviathan** on September 21st, 2011, 7:01 pm

I'm kinda Inarta irl. Does that count?

by **Gossamer** on September 21st, 2011, 7:14 pm

Levi, that just means you have no soul... or so current rumor says.

by **Leviathan** on September 21st, 2011, 7:15 pm

It's more than rumor.

by **Taln** on September 21st, 2011, 7:28 pm

*"Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead."
*How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something
*Q: Do you know why Blondes have more fun?
A: Because there is not enough Red Heads around.
*Two men were talking.
One said: I'd love to be casseroled by a redhead.
"What's that mean?" his puzzled friend said, "Casseroled is a cooking
term, meaning to be done slowly for a long time."
The first man shrugged. "Exactly." he replied.
*Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
*Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend? A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.
*What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal
*What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
Answer: A redhead!
*Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you? A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.

Redhead - A Chemical Analysis

Element: Redhead
Symbol: RH
Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-185.
Discoverer: It's debatable, some say Adam, but we now know, that only God could
discover something so perfect!
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in
Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations.

Physical Properties

1. Surface usually covered with minimal painted film. As a rule, not necessary.
2. Boils at everything, freezes without reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
5. Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties

1. Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
4. Reactive in liquids, even more, increased activity when saturated in alcohol.
5. Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.

Uses

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can greatly improve hormonal levels.
3. Can warm and comfort under certain circumstances.
4. Incapable of cooling things down, when it's too hot.

Tests

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Caution

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
2. Illegal to possess more than one.

Q: Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?A: Someone told them to a redhead.

by **Verilian** on September 21st, 2011, 7:42 pm

Lmao, Taln. Awesome

by **Xnnn** on September 21st, 2011, 7:46 pm

*sneaks in (not being a gin . . . a , er, redhead type) and plants this slightly . . . well, possibly, highly . . . inappropriate vid for your listening (more than viewing because you have to admit Tim isn't that hot) pleasure.