We've had more mountain lion sightings here, and I'm rather pleased - even though I do have horses. I like to think the natural predators are making a bit of a bounce back in my area. Now, that isn't to say if I go out and find one in my horse pasture I'm not going to blow it's head off with a deer slug. Because I will. No one eats my babies!
Also Edre, if you need my assistance... I am getting a revolver for Christmas and I will gladly saddle up and march over there to sit out in your yard and shoot intruders. I know all about crazy exes. Mine hasn't contacted me since early this year (knock on wood), and the military whisked him away, but it was insane for a while. Stalking me around town and leaving me offers. Freak.
And I'll bring my guard dog along! He'll rip out a throat just as effectively as any cougar or bobcat! Vicious puppy that likes kitties. Not like as in yummy like. He herds them around the house and cuddles them. Ah, a gentle killer.
But seriously... I got your back, yo.
P.S. to Uleru: I have been tempted on several occasions to try dating a girl. Seems like it would be a lot simpler than contending with a man who is under the delusion that women are complicated. PFFT. Actually, in middle school I was bullied for being bicurious because I thought I was in love with a girl who was one of my best friends. Still not sure if I wasn't or not. Oh well! I should just stick my tongue in a girl's mouth sometime and see what's it like, y'know? ... Lulz.
Also Edre, if you need my assistance... I am getting a revolver for Christmas and I will gladly saddle up and march over there to sit out in your yard and shoot intruders. I know all about crazy exes. Mine hasn't contacted me since early this year (knock on wood), and the military whisked him away, but it was insane for a while. Stalking me around town and leaving me offers. Freak.
And I'll bring my guard dog along! He'll rip out a throat just as effectively as any cougar or bobcat! Vicious puppy that likes kitties. Not like as in yummy like. He herds them around the house and cuddles them. Ah, a gentle killer.
But seriously... I got your back, yo.
P.S. to Uleru: I have been tempted on several occasions to try dating a girl. Seems like it would be a lot simpler than contending with a man who is under the delusion that women are complicated. PFFT. Actually, in middle school I was bullied for being bicurious because I thought I was in love with a girl who was one of my best friends. Still not sure if I wasn't or not. Oh well! I should just stick my tongue in a girl's mouth sometime and see what's it like, y'know? ... Lulz.