Clearing his throat, a masked individual ascended the dais, voice mysteriously amplified so as to reach the ears of everyone in the ballroom. ”Attention lords and ladies!” He called. ”It is time for the Masquerade Date Auction!” In one hand, he held a flute of champagne, which he vigorously tipped back, spilling some of the contents across the front of his tuxedo. The hour had drawn late enough that such revelry was second nature to the inhabitants of Lhavit. Many laughed while others cat called. All the while, a crowd began to form around the staging area.
Once the man had drained the flute, he set it on the tray of a passing server. ”Now then!” He called, pulling a paper from his coat pocket and fumbling with it for a moment. To Alses, this man would seem eerily familiar, as if she’d seen his masked face before. ”Allow me to explain how the auction works. We shall be calling all ladies considered both lovely and eligible, in the effort to raise kina for the reconstruction effort. Now mind you, these are no ordinary dames, but the finest in all the land, so to both guys and gals alike – don’t be shy! We don’t discriminate! We appreciate here in the City of the Stars!” The last word was punctuated by a belch, drawing raucous laughter from those nearest.
’You’re drunk!’ A voice called. ”Moderately!” The man replied, pinching his thumb and forefinger together. ”A bit. Somewhat. Moving on!” The crowd laughed, which came as no surprise, many of them in a similar state of mind.
”I shall call each lady by name so that she might come to the stage. From there, I’ll advertise her lovely qualities. The bidding shall begin after the time in which I’m done speaking,” he gestured grandly, ”and you all shall begin flailing about, trying to put forth money in order to win her presence for a night. Now, no funny business. I will have you know that certain folk here sport very attractive, very pointy horns on which they will not hesitate to impale you. Not to mention those who can easily put your lights out from across the room. Now!”
After the comedic and somewhat heartening speech, nearly the entire ballroom gathered all around. Servers moved through the throngs of people, handing out tiny wooden fans to those interested, so that they could hold them up once the bidding began. The fans were on the whole, rather attractive for simple little things, patterned like souvenirs.
Peering at the paper, he hiccupped. ”First to the stage, please put your hands together for the inimitable, unforgettable, irrefutably beautiful Miss Cassandra Southwind!”
And all craned to see who and where she was.
Once the man had drained the flute, he set it on the tray of a passing server. ”Now then!” He called, pulling a paper from his coat pocket and fumbling with it for a moment. To Alses, this man would seem eerily familiar, as if she’d seen his masked face before. ”Allow me to explain how the auction works. We shall be calling all ladies considered both lovely and eligible, in the effort to raise kina for the reconstruction effort. Now mind you, these are no ordinary dames, but the finest in all the land, so to both guys and gals alike – don’t be shy! We don’t discriminate! We appreciate here in the City of the Stars!” The last word was punctuated by a belch, drawing raucous laughter from those nearest.
’You’re drunk!’ A voice called. ”Moderately!” The man replied, pinching his thumb and forefinger together. ”A bit. Somewhat. Moving on!” The crowd laughed, which came as no surprise, many of them in a similar state of mind.
”I shall call each lady by name so that she might come to the stage. From there, I’ll advertise her lovely qualities. The bidding shall begin after the time in which I’m done speaking,” he gestured grandly, ”and you all shall begin flailing about, trying to put forth money in order to win her presence for a night. Now, no funny business. I will have you know that certain folk here sport very attractive, very pointy horns on which they will not hesitate to impale you. Not to mention those who can easily put your lights out from across the room. Now!”
After the comedic and somewhat heartening speech, nearly the entire ballroom gathered all around. Servers moved through the throngs of people, handing out tiny wooden fans to those interested, so that they could hold them up once the bidding began. The fans were on the whole, rather attractive for simple little things, patterned like souvenirs.
Peering at the paper, he hiccupped. ”First to the stage, please put your hands together for the inimitable, unforgettable, irrefutably beautiful Miss Cassandra Southwind!”
And all craned to see who and where she was.