Chat Quotes: New and Improved

by **Naeya** on August 30th, 2012, 5:07 am

Xalet on the problem with being a non-Rivarian Akalak.

(12:33:04) Bob_Barton: maybe i should send bob to riverfall
(12:33:10) Bob_Barton: i want him to catch a glassbeak
(12:33:17) Bob_Barton: and use it as a mount...
(12:33:36) Xalet: Glassbeaks are pretty hardcore.
(12:33:52) Coren: isn't that the same as using an osterich as mount?
(12:34:20) Bob_Barton: damn...coren found out...
(12:34:33) Xalet: Or an Emu or something.
(12:34:37) Coren: I know everything bob
(12:34:41) Coren: Everything
(12:35:11) Bob_Barton: lol
(12:35:31) Coren leans uncomfortably close to bob
(12:35:35) Coren: Everything
(12:35:48) Bob_Barton: xaletttttttt, help
(12:36:08) Xalet: I can't I don't have a Lakan

[Aug. 23]

by **Gale Austin McCenry** on August 30th, 2012, 7:00 pm

(11:35:44) Pauk: Most people don't enjoy being tackled when they enter a room
(11:35:51) Gale_McCenry: I do...
(11:35:55) Verilian: I would
(11:36:01) Laszlo: When I was 20 I told myself I wouldn't be swept up in the energy drink fad.
(11:36:08) Laszlo: Now I'm one red bull a day.
(11:36:09) Verilian: Especially if it was by a sexy lady
(11:36:10) Laszlo: I'll die at 30.
(11:36:11) Ly'an_Godhammer: o.O;;;
(11:36:11) Ignotus_Everto: It's funny, human Iggy had dirty blonde hair before we decided on this

(11:36:32) Gale_McCenry: What?
(11:36:40) Renalee: anything from a sexy lady is welcome -cough-
(11:36:42) Colombina: Hi Iggy
(11:36:49) Laszlo: Except farting.

And I say to Laszlo,"Why not?"

And later...

(11:52:54) Laszlo: These are Laz's new horns. ( http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTENvMBFfFEUtWhVfQANL6G65Ow-sr3lS7btexFd0pFhcsrGOu3&t=1 )
(11:53:07) Colombina: fired
(11:53:08) Laszlo: Haha they'll grow to be fine LARPers.
(11:53:53) Pauk: I love Laz's new horns
(11:53:59) Pauk: So beautiful.

(11:54:11) Laszlo: His male friends would get chummy.
(11:54:23) Laszlo: "Stop staring." "I can't."
(11:54:27) Ignotus_Everto: Heh.
(11:54:49) Gale_McCenry: Okay, that's the best I'm ever going to get with his appearance...
(11:54:53) Laszlo: "My eyes are here." "I'm not half interested in your eyes."
(11:55:04) Ignotus_Everto:

(11:55:05) Colombina: "I've made my choice."
(11:55:10) Laszlo: Hahaha.
(11:55:29) Ignotus_Everto: It's the only time a man's allowed to say, "Stop staring at my breasts!"
(11:55:43) Laszlo: Not true.
(11:55:46) Laszlo: What if he's eating chicken?
(11:55:46) Gale_McCenry: Uuuuuh
(11:55:56) Ignotus_Everto: True.
(11:55:59) Gale_McCenry: I have came in at the wrong time
(11:56:08) Ignotus_Everto: Indeed you have, Gale.

A few moments later...

(12:08:29) ChatBot: Macabre logs into the Chat.
(12:08:35) Macabre: NO
(12:08:36) ChatBot: Macabre logs out of the Chat.
(12:08:39) Colombina: YES

by **Gale Austin McCenry** on August 30th, 2012, 9:30 pm

I'm posting a lot of these but what can I say? Chat is funny.

(14:26:04) Seven_Xu: Make love, not glass, eh?
(14:26:13) Montaine: Oh ho ho yes,
(14:26:30) Seven_Xu: A sequel to fifty shades of Monty.
(14:26:31) Montaine: I figured Cas'd be getting antsy for a sequel.
(14:26:36) Montaine: Haha
(14:26:41) Montaine: Never say that again.
(14:27:06) Seven_Xu: Fifty Shades of Gay(14:27:14) Montaine: Classy.
(14:27:19) Seven_Xu snorts

The later...

(15:19:59) Seven_Xu: I just thought Monty was being camp, as he says.
(15:20:02) ChatBot: Mirage has been logged out (Timeout).
(15:20:10) Montaine: That's the wrong use of that word.
(15:20:11) ChatBot: Vhast has been logged out (Timeout).
(15:20:28) ChatBot: Seven_Xu logs out of the Chat.
(15:20:51) Montaine: Damn it Seven! Don't log out while I'm correcting you!
(15:20:53) ChatBot: Montaine logs out of the Chat.

by **Gale Austin McCenry** on September 1st, 2012, 5:20 am

Dance par-tay!!
(22:05:37) Volinir_Orchid dances with Caehls.
(22:05:41) Gale_McCenry: I have no friends
(22:05:44) Caehli_Galesong dances with Iggy!
(22:05:53) Gale_McCenry: :|
(22:05:56) Caehli_Galesong: but Gale you
(22:05:59) Caehli_Galesong: are so fun~
(22:06:08) Gale_McCenry: I know, I know.
(22:06:11) Caehli_Galesong: how can you not have friends ?
(22:06:17) Volinir_Orchid enters tango mode, throws Gale at Faye!
(22:06:18) Gale_McCenry: My awesomeness is too much for people
(22:06:20) Caehli_Galesong: I'll be your friend!
(22:06:28) Caehli_Galesong tangos with Iggy!
(22:06:31) Gale_McCenry yelps and falls in Faye's arms
(22:06:37) Caehli_Galesong: XD
(22:06:51) Faye_Shakath starts to dances with Gale like there is no tommorrow!(22:06:56) Volinir_Orchid: Frodo moments, with Iggy Vol.
(22:07:08) Gale_McCenry: I'm a frodo!!
(22:07:11) Caehli_Galesong: XD
(22:07:12) Volinir_Orchid dips Caehli.
(22:07:22) Gale_McCenry dances like a moron
(22:07:22) Caehli_Galesong:

(22:07:23) Volinir_Orchid: You sure are, Gale.
(22:07:34) Gale_McCenry: I love being a frodo!!
(22:07:40) Caehli_Galesong: this is fun!
(22:07:42) Faye_Shakath: I like 'dance like a moron style'
(22:07:54) Gale_McCenry:

well then
(22:07:54) Caehli_Galesong: by the way Faye I started watching an anime you suggested!
(22:07:59) Caehli_Galesong: Uh Ouran!
(22:08:01) Faye_Shakath: Which one>
(22:08:02) Gale_McCenry holds out hand
(22:08:07) Faye_Shakath: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(22:08:17) Caehli_Galesong: They're all so cute...
(22:08:17) Faye_Shakath: brb
(22:08:20) Volinir_Orchid: *shrugs* If you say so. *grabs rose from convenient rose, holds between teeth, spins Caehls!*
(22:08:24) Volinir_Orchid: XD?
(22:08:25) Gale_McCenry: Oh wow
(22:08:29) Gale_McCenry: And I'm rejected
(22:08:32) Volinir_Orchid: convenient bush*
(22:08:43) Caehli_Galesong: This is awesome!
(22:08:51) Caehli_Galesong spinned
(22:09:02) Gale_McCenry is rejected
(22:09:10) Volinir_Orchid: One day, Vol needs to dance with someone.
(22:09:16) Caehli_Galesong: Gale we'll dance next!
(22:09:20) Faye_Shakath: MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(22:09:28) Volinir_Orchid: XD
(22:09:29) Caehli_Galesong: Like at a festival!
(22:09:31) Volinir_Orchid: Sure thing, Faye.
(22:09:41) Faye_Shakath: WE SHOULD HAVE ONE AT TEH REACH!
(22:09:41) Caehli_Galesong jumps on Gale
(22:09:49) Gale_McCenry yelps but catches
(22:09:53) Caehli_Galesong: We're dancing~
(22:09:57) Volinir_Orchid: Heh.
(22:09:58) Caehli_Galesong dances with Gale~!
(22:10:11) Volinir_Orchid pulls Faye towards him.
(22:10:13) Gale_McCenry

dances with Caehli
(22:10:29) Faye_Shakath: OOooo la la!
(22:10:32) Caehli_Galesong: I ship Iggy and Faye !
(22:10:43) Faye_Shakath pulls her own blue rose out.
(22:10:43) Volinir_Orchid:

(22:10:46) Caehli_Galesong dips Gale
(22:10:48) Caehli_Galesong: XD
(22:10:54) ChatBot: Noctan has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:11:01) Gale_McCenry does a dramatic pose
(22:11:04) Gale_McCenry:

(22:11:17) Faye_Shakath: O.o

by **Gale Austin McCenry** on September 2nd, 2012, 1:29 am

I am now a Summoner.

(18:23:38) Gale_McCenry: I wish Cae was here
(18:23:45) Gale_McCenry: Then it would be super hero awesomeness
(18:24:03) Volinir_Orchid: Heh.
(18:24:24) Seven_Xu rolls
(18:24:26) Gale_McCenry: Speaking of
(18:24:34) ChatBot: Caehli_Galesong logs into the Chat.
(18:24:37) Gale_McCenry: I need to steal my bros' shirts
(18:24:42) Caehli_Galesong:

(18:24:43) Gale_McCenry: Whoa
(18:24:44) Seven_Xu: o.o
(18:24:46) Seven_Xu: How'd you do that
(18:24:48) Gale_McCenry: And there she is
(18:24:50) Gavin: Summoning.
(18:24:53) Gale_McCenry: I'm magically
(18:24:56) Gale_McCenry: awesome

by **Gavin** on September 2nd, 2012, 9:35 pm

So, I'm going through the Character Sheets, reading ones that catch my eye, when I come across one, that causes this reaction.

(17:27:48) Gavin: Hehe. So, I'm sitting here, reading Bobs CS, and I see that in his History, he put Bob grew up with his uncle. And I'm like, "Bob didn't grow up. He stopped growing at, like, 4 feet."
(17:28:00) ChatBot: Seven_Xu logs into the Chat.
(17:28:02) Gale_McCenry: XD Now I have to modify a picture for Echykushi. >.> Sadly I can't stay. I'll be back though.....
(17:28:05) Laszlo: Hello Cody.
(17:28:06) Gavin: Just thought I'd throw that out there.
(17:28:11) Seven_Xu: Hey
(17:28:18) Gavin: Hi, Seven.
(17:28:21) Seven_Xu: Hi hihihiihi
(17:28:22) Seven_Xu: brb!
(17:28:22) Ignotus_Everto: Hallo Seven!
(17:28:30) Noctan: I bet I'm younger than all f you.
(17:28:31) Renalee: Seven!
(17:28:33) Ignotus_Everto: And that's terrible, Gavin
(17:28:35) Noctan: Of*
(17:28:37) Ignotus_Everto: Fair enough.
(17:28:40) ChatBot: Nadea logs into the Chat.
(17:28:47) Laszlo: I bet I'm older than almost everyone in this chatroom.
(17:28:55) Ignotus_Everto: It can be le Ravok, Ren
(17:29:03) Nadea: Also what are the glasses from The Kelp bar made out of
(17:29:08) Noctan: Say your ages and I''ll say mine.
(17:29:11) Gavin: I'm sorry, Ignotus. But I read it, and couldn't stop laughing. >.<

by **Rayage** on September 9th, 2012, 4:02 pm

Nira is an evil, evil konti!

(11:39:29) Cascade: We should get Ivaski twins Ooo <3
(11:39:48) Naeya:

(11:42:14) Coren: O__o
(11:42:20) Coren: crazy konti...
(11:42:37) Cascade: I gotta figure out how Nira can get one without going to Mura
(11:42:39) Cascade: HMMM
(11:42:41) Seven_Xu: Woooh, storm's coming
(11:42:50) Coren: she probably can't

(11:42:53) Bob_Barton: storm?
(11:42:57) Cascade pushes Coren aside
(11:43:00) Cascade: ....hmmmm!
(11:43:30) Coren will not be silenced! *bits cascades hand¨
(11:43:43) Bob_Barton: go ask someone to make an ivaski kelvic and follow you
(11:43:47) Bob_Barton: like markus lol
(11:43:55) Coren: ivaski kelvic are restricted as far as I know
(11:44:29) Bob_Barton: so?
(11:44:55) Coren: it probably won't be as easy as that:)
(11:45:00) Cascade: I don't like kelvic
(11:45:01) Cascade: s
(11:45:07) Cascade: as companions, I mean
(11:45:27) Bob_Barton: your point being coren?
(11:45:30) Rayage: they will get in the way of her and Eri
(11:45:41) Bob_Barton: and lol, then nira has to go to muraaaa XD
(11:45:49) Jahssasyuri: Eridanus ? Best runner ever ? lol
(11:45:51) Cascade: Eri can go burn
(11:45:53) Naeya: Yay Mura!
(11:46:07) Bob_Barton: can? you mean should burn

(11:46:17) Cascade: Wait no
(11:46:18) Cascade: I ean
(11:46:28) Coren: just gave the point, it has to go through HD, so it isn't easy
(11:46:28) Cascade: mean*... after he keeps Nira from dying
(11:46:31) Cascade: He can go burn
(11:46:54) Rayage: xD Nira is also a Black Widow!
(11:47:03) Cascade: wat o_o
(11:47:07) Coren: I can't follow convo anymore
(11:47:19) Rayage: Kill your husband for the insurance money
(11:47:24) Rayage: I see how you are

(11:47:28) Cascade: Muhahaha
(11:47:29) Rayage: after you are done with him
(11:47:35) Rayage: just "he can go burn"
(11:47:45) Jahssasyuri: Ray, stop. lol
(11:47:47) Rayage: I know I liked you for a reason lol
(11:49:51) Naeya: Wait, so Eri's her trophy husband now?

See that? That is what you get for hanging around crazy konti chicks... Dont trust them. Mizahar, you have been warned!

by **Gavin** on September 9th, 2012, 8:08 pm

(16:05:34) Coren: hmm, how would you describe a rather firescorched man... hmm
(16:05:43) Gavin: Extra crispy.

by **Sphinx** on September 10th, 2012, 3:16 am

(21:14:58) Ignotus_Everto: Nuit are the most equipped for magic.

(21:15:06) Anselm: really? why?

(21:15:07) Ignotus_Everto: Overgave and blew your arms off? Just get new ones!

by **Vick** on September 12th, 2012, 4:04 am

Vanderfall: I'd strive for azenth's gnosis, and then morph into a chipmunk, and just jump from trees and face-hug targets while on fire...