[Tabarnac's Scrapbook] Strangers with candy.

by **Tabarnac** on December 28th, 2011, 11:33 am

Glad you liked, Garrett. Oof, I can't listen to music now. I can only get online when everyone's asleep and then I can't listen to music. But do remind me when I get back home on the 4th!

by **Laszlo** on January 15th, 2012, 6:21 pm

This reminded me of you because you like Twilight so much.

by **Tabarnac** on January 15th, 2012, 8:52 pm

You're confusing me with Katie, but yes. I do enjoy making fun of them, too. Katie actually looks kind of like that in the morning before her coffee, just sayin'. And if you get between her and her coffee, she goes from zombie to bloodthirsty vampire, although she will still gnaw on the brains if they're handy.

by **Paragon** on January 15th, 2012, 8:58 pm

What did I just say on AIM? You're a bully. A nasty, sparkly bully. Me and Katie ought to perform a coup, and throw you right out of Denval

by **Tabarnac** on January 16th, 2012, 6:52 am

by **Caelum** on January 16th, 2012, 5:52 pm

It’s a good thing you buy me alcohol, Dani, though at this rate I might have to demand a raise on my Friendship Paycheck.

None of this 3% bullshit either.

I’m a master at Being Dani’s Friend with a full 100 XPs (logs of awarded conversations and events constituting this mastery to be provided upon request). Further, I have at least three gnosis from the god of Putting Up With Crap & Lost Causes and two from the goddess of Good Looking Theatre Boys Who Must Remain Skinny. I contribute at absolute minimum fifty relevant conversations a season which more than covers my job thread requirements and in addition I go the extra mile by assisting you with orienting and hazing your new friend applicants.

Hell, at this rate I should be the bloody Alvina of Dani Friendship. Check your HD (read as: email box) for my application in the coming week. I expect a prompt and thoughtful response within seven days of my submittal.

Lore of How to Handle Crazy Artists would be greatly appreciated.

Should you have any questions or concerns, don’t hesitate to contact me. I’m here to help.

- katie.
Giving you the business since 1998.

by **Kamalia Timandre** on January 22nd, 2012, 4:22 am

As if the universe is conspiring with you...

We have vampires that sparkle in the sun. Now, we also have zombies filled with love!

At least Hadrian remains hot if he ever turns himself into a Nuit.

by **Tabarnac** on January 23rd, 2012, 3:00 am

Ha! I've seen those! I was considering using them for a nightmare or something. Maybe Uldr wants him to drink the Sahovan kool-aid or something... eee!!

by **Tabarnac** on January 25th, 2012, 3:40 am

Oh, okay. Right, so FYI, I am going to be fairly busy until neeeext Tuesday. I'm putting together my application packet for a professorship. Well, assistant professorship, and I'm new to the whole Self-Marketing for Academia, so it's new and difficult. Between that and work and running away to Savannah for Katie's birthday (we will also double-team our friend Carly into joining Mizahar if possible), I will only be around spottily, but rest assured, I will be around.

Paragon can handle Denval for the time being, Kalea is mostly working without a hitch, and Stranger has Riverfall. Also, I will get to my PCs as I can.

Dream deep, kids.

by **Kendall Saarinen** on January 25th, 2012, 4:52 am

While you were gone (and still are), Ethan and I became Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. Just keeping you in the loop.