If you were a vampire, how cliché would YOU be?

[Eridanus]

Not sure about pirates. But I definitely agree with ninjas. Especially ninja pirate zombie cyborgs. Those are the best.

[Cayenne]

Way back in the early months of Miz when it went online, I rapidly got the nickname "Buffy" because I went batshit crazy on any "vampires" I found in the CS forum or people claiming that they were going to make vamps in chat. I solemnly promised to hunt down every single one.

I'd personally rather be a pirate. I had it all planned out, too, 'cause the female of the species is more deadly than the male. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me~...

[Nai'shee]

Nai'shee would become desperate if she became a vampire, lol. She wouldn't live on animals, I doubt it. If she doesn't attempt suicide by then she would become a killer, live of human blood and fight for territory. But not in cold-blood, she is too kind in some way so she would always regret doing so, but she'd keep doing it. Same goes for her robbing in Miza.XD

[Xavior Silhouette]

I'd probably have Xavior be a vampire in modern times. He'd be an incognito type who would actively work at taking over governments. He'd be one of those shifter types, like Bram Stocker's Dracula. Turning into mist, packs of wolves, the bat, monsters OMG I'd probably just go nuts lol. I love Vampires and Werewolves, I'm not sure where the whole feud thing between them came about though.

[Seven Xu]

Seven would be a peaceful, modern-time vampire. He'd have himself a job on a university campus, at a clinic, or at a hospital where he could have easy access to blood bags and smuggle them home, where he'd drink it from a coffee mug like a gentleman. It isn't that he'd have qualms about killing anyone, but, being that he lives among humans in human society, being locked up in prison serving a few life sentences isn't exactly his cup of ... hurr. He wouldn't be in denial of himself, in fact, he'd embrace it thoroughly, and probably be one of those really old vampires that simply had to adapt to modern life, and now he's sort of a geeky old guy in a young man's body.

He'd also wear his sunglasses at night.

Edit: Petch it, moon child

[Scott]

Me? I would go for hunting criminals and animals, and when hunting criminals, he would always make sure they weren't forced. He would need something to help bide time so he would probably derp around when he isn't hunting criminals. But in truth I think I would prefer werepyre over vampire or werewolf. Mixing the two together is awesome.

[Sira]

If I was a vampire IRL, I would totally be a twilight vampire. I'm okay with being glittery if it means I am invincible. Okay, it's true, you can kill me. But really, it's only possible if you have several vampires, or a pack of vampires. Seriously, in all other situations, I'm basically superman. As for the glitter.. well.. Mario glitters when he gets the star, but we all love it when that happens.

[Chapiko]

I would rather glitter than burst into flames in the sunlight.

I don't know what Chapiko, Pauk or Pao would be if they were vampires. D:

[Hush]

Vampires?

Like anyone would have to ask

Vampire Unicorn all day son.

Id call myself Uniscorn, totally hip to the times. So trendy the ladys love my style, and be so hip I could walk into a store with no shirt and no shoes and still get service. Id wear sunscrean so I couldnt get toasted by the sun, and maybe hang by the beach with at least 4 hot girls in bikinis. Like seriously, id fly around like superman and bite bad guys and junk cause thats what vampires would totally do.

My crew would be the illest, id be hanging with the Count from Sesame To the Street. Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Booberry. My A team squad would be dishin out delicious.

Id be a trendy heart throbe but id be different id never sell out.

Uniscorn.

[Alori Sai]

If I were a real vampire, I would be hmm...Well I would be a vampire disguised as a human who's playing a vampire. But I agree with Cayenne, being a pirate is so much better.