If you were a vampire, how cliché would YOU be?

[Elhaym]

El wouldn't make a very good vampire, but a lycan?

Meet your character foil, suckers.

Werewolf Elhaym would kill everyone.

[Laszlo]

Oh you had to bring werewolves into this. That's the problem with anything vampire-themed. Vampire movies, vampire books, vampire televisions series, vampire threads... a werewolf ALWAYS has to jump in and mix it up. And everyone totally pretends they weren't expecting it!

[Naama]

I'd put your ass on a leash. And be a vampire warg.

[Elhaym]

I can't be chained! I'm a werewolf, rahhhh! Scary!

[Faroul]

Hmm, lesse...

Undead Faroul has just escaped from vampire prison, and he now lives in dirty back alleyways, feeding exclusively off of hobos. He glitters, too, but only upon obtaining a new pair of shoes.

There's some tragic backstory about him defending a human woman from vampire nobles, but whatever. We're only in this for the fight scenes!

[Veldrys]

If Veldrys were a vampire, he would claim to hate what he is and do what he can to find a way to make himself human again because what vampires do is just wrong. He would always complain how much being undead sucks and pray a lot, but he would secretly enjoy killing people and drink a lot of blood. He might even commit a little mass murder every now and then and really enjoy how much better he is than humans. He would never try to live off of animals. He’d find disgusting. He wouldn’t live in the sewers or a crypt or something similar either. I think he’d actually have a pretty nice house.

P.S.: I love vampires.

[Vuil]

Vuil would have no qualms about being a vampire. She'd embrace it, though she'd likely have a hard time following the rules of secrecy. Completely driven by the instinct to feed, Vuil wouldn't care what brand of human she drank from. She'd drink whoever was closest and wouldn't give two cents about having killed them. Animalistic and driven, she'd likely be killed by a mob/police force/hunter for being a serial killer, or by other vampires for potentially outing them.

That or she'd be an underling for a Vampire King/Queen. The pet they unleash on enemies or visitors if they annoy them.

I think Vuil would have too much fun as a vampire X3

[Nyahna Sasin]

Sasin would probably have fun derping around the world forever. By the time you're done with every fun thing in the world, there will be new things to play with.

He'd also be a bank robber, because hey. You gotta fund trips somehow

[Eridanus]

I'd have Eri be a sparkly sexy invulnerable vampire with an irresistably smouldering gaze. And you'd all be hatin' on him coz of his awesomeness but because he's an invulnerable/overpowered/imbalanced vampy he's just gonna shrug off all of that like a sir.

/trollface

[Gossamer]

Vampires? Really? Lame. I'd be a Ninja. Ninja's are tons better. Heck, even stinkin' Pirates outclass Vampires by miles.