Chat Quotes: New and Improved

by **Phoenix** on June 22nd, 2012, 12:18 am

17:11:17) Shepherd: Jules!
(17:11:19) Shepherd leaps at.
(17:13:11) Phoenix is taken off guard and has nothing to defend herself from said leap
(17:13:38) Shepherd tackles Jules and rolls off a cliff with her.
(17:13:52) Phoenix: Oh crap, that's not god
(17:14:06) Montaine: No, it's Tony.

by **Lixue** on June 22nd, 2012, 5:34 am

(01:20:58) Colombina: I like that the Knights mean business lol
(01:21:22) Phoenix: And they're all named Marcus. Makes it easy to remember.
(01:21:49) Sahreni: I can just see how the attendance calls go in the morning.
(01:21:49) Phoenix: No lie, I thought it was part of the lore that they were named marcus ___ to be a knight
(01:22:00) Phoenix: Then I actually read the lore
(01:22:04) Phoenix: and we disappointed.
(01:22:07) Sahreni: "Marcus?" "With a c or with a k?" "With a c." "Present!"
(01:22:17) Colombina: Mahcus
(01:22:21) Colombina: Marrcus
(01:22:23) Colombina: MArkus
(01:22:30) Lixue: Markcus
(01:22:33) Phoenix: Markis
(01:22:49) Colombina: Pmarcus
(01:22:53) Colombina: like pnemonia
(01:22:55) Lixue: Markusssss; the only Dhani in the class.
(01:23:01) Phoenix: Pmarcus, silent P
(01:23:17) Colombina: Markkus of the tent og Basaal of the sons of Hirem
(01:23:42) Colombina: of*
(01:23:44) Phoenix: Then you have the Markus that wants to be cool and only goes by Mark
(01:23:50) Shepherd: Dra-Marqisse
(01:23:52) Lixue: And the knight's chant? Mark-Us!
(01:23:59) Colombina: Marky-Mark
(01:24:17) Phoenix: I'm Marcus! NO, I'm Marcus!
(01:24:41) Shepherd: Sukram (Akvatari)
(01:25:43) Colombina: someone gather these Marcusses and put them in chat quotes
(01:25:51) Shepherd: Markesse of the Hidden Stick (Myrian)
(01:25:59) Colombina: Marcusmus Maximus
(01:26:48) Jason_Alexander remembers his first character attempt... it was a Knight named Marcus....

by **Phoenix** on June 26th, 2012, 8:44 pm

(13:37:47) Phoenix taunts Monte with some wine
(13:38:12) Montaine: I've got a bottle right here actually.
(13:38:18) Montaine: It's almost gone.
(13:38:20) Phoenix: >.>
(13:38:23) Phoenix: I want some
(13:38:35) Montaine taunts Jules with some wine
(13:38:46) Pauk: The tables have been turned!
(13:38:55) Phoenix: Oh crap. They have been
(13:39:01) Phoenix: My bottle of wine was imaginary. His is real
(13:39:03) Montaine: I turned all the tables.
(13:39:03) Phoenix: This is so unfair
(13:39:37) Pauk: Montaine doesn't flip tables, he turns them. He turns all of them.
(13:39:47) Montaine: All of them.
(13:39:54) Phoenix: All of them?
(13:40:00) Pauk: All of them.
(13:40:11) Montaine turns all the tables.
(13:40:13) Phoenix: Monte leaves no table unturned?
(13:40:24) Montaine: I'm a veritable table turner.
(13:40:28) Montaine: A turner of tables.
(13:40:42) Montaine: But not turntables.
(13:41:07) Phoenix: Oh, well turntables are the only good tables to turn. Attraction...gone.
(13:41:19) Montaine swishes.
(13:41:28) Phoenix: Attraction returned!
(13:41:40) Pauk: He turned the tables...once again.
(13:41:49) Montaine: My slight hair movements get all the ladies.
(13:41:51) Phoenix: He's very sly

by **Phoenix** on June 30th, 2012, 4:10 am

I'm posting this so that you know it is on, Siiri. IT IS ON!

(21:06:11) Siiri: (12:06:00) ChatBot: Error: You are not allowed to kick Phoenix.
(21:06:18) Phoenix:

(21:06:18) Naama: Lmao
(21:06:20) Levi_Athan: lol
(21:06:21) Naama: haha
(21:06:22) Echelon: Lol
(21:06:23) Sphinx: Lol
(21:06:26) Levi_Athan: rejected!
(21:06:32) Levi_Athan: kick him Jules!
(21:06:38) Sphinx: How dare you!
(21:06:39) Sphinx: I mean
(21:06:40) ChatBot: Error: You are not allowed to kick Siiri.

by **Pauk** on July 9th, 2012, 8:11 pm

(15:56:02) Laszlo: There aren't any dragons.
(15:56:06) Valkyrie: I wish I could put a point in wealth.....
(15:56:11) Laszlo: There's a creature called a velispar, which is serpentine
(15:56:14) Laszlo: But it's not a dragon.
(15:56:17) Montaine: phaloxian begs to differ Laszlo.
(15:56:20) Liandra: I want to have 30 Starting Point in Being Rich
(15:56:22) Pauk: I would put all my points in wealth.
(15:56:29) Pauk: lol
(15:56:39) Liandra: I always found it funny there was a location in Syliras called the Golden Dragon...
(15:56:47) Pauk: lol
(15:56:57) Laszlo: Maybe dragons are mythical creatures there too. >_>
(15:56:58) Pauk: "What's a dragon?" "I dunno, just sounds cool."
(15:57:22) Liandra decides to make an NPC named Doctor Agon
(15:57:25) ChatBot: Jason_Alexander logs out of the Chat.
(15:57:34) Pauk: I want to make a unicorn mountain goat for Nij to play with.
(15:57:47) Montaine: Please, mountain goats aren't a real thing!
(15:58:00) Liandra: and neither are mountains!
(15:58:10) Montaine: Nor is Nij!
(15:58:21) Pauk: I mean the piles of rock over the sleeping dragons, duh.
(15:58:29) Montaine: Ooooh
(15:58:46) Pauk: And by mountain goats, I mean dragon eggs.
(15:58:54) ChatBot: Jason_Alexander logs into the Chat.
(15:58:59) Liandra: can I have a dragon with a unicorn horn?
(15:59:08) Montaine: Of course!
(15:59:11) Pauk: Yes
(15:59:21) Liandra: I will name him Sparkles.
(15:59:23) Montaine: Monty has a unicorn horn.
(15:59:30) Montaine: It helps him magic.
(15:59:46) ChatBot: Arcadius has been logged out (Timeout).
(15:59:47) ChatBot: Arcadius logs into the Chat.
(16:00:05) Arcadius: And Im back
(16:00:57) Pauk: Okay, but don't forget the fairies.
(16:01:23) Liandra: we spell them with ae here
(16:01:24) Liandra: gosh
(16:01:30) Montaine: Fairaes
(16:01:35) Liandra: exactly
(16:02:04) Pauk: At least two fairaes have to hover around every unicorn horn at all times.
(16:02:22) Montaine: I'm a student of english literature who wants to write for a living some day.
(16:02:25) Montaine: What am I doing?
(16:02:47) Liandra: getting all your bad ideas out now
(16:02:51) Liandra: before they start paying you
(16:03:00) Pauk: ^
(16:03:02) Montaine: Pfft, I think Meyer has proved bad pays.
(16:04:43) Pauk: Except a large herd of slobbering, hormone induced girls love it.
(16:05:36) Montaine: I believe the correct collective noun is a horrify of slobbering, hormone induced girls.
(16:05:49) Pauk: Of course.
(16:06:05) Pauk: Silly me, I forgot. They reminded me more of cows.
(16:06:23) Montaine: Haha

by **Liandra** on July 9th, 2012, 9:33 pm

(17:33:12) Phoenix .... Kisses tentacles
(17:33:15) Aela_Calder: Nooo!
(17:33:19) Liandra wiggles tentacles in ecstasy!

by **Verilian** on July 10th, 2012, 10:44 pm

(17:39:48) ChatBot: Phoenix enters the channel.
(17:41:24) ChatBot: Verilian enters the channel.
(17:41:28) Verilian: found You!
(17:41:41) Phoenix: lmao
(17:41:41) Verilian: *throws net*
(17:41:49) Phoenix: Ahhh!
(17:41:56) Phoenix: *struggleS*
(17:42:05) Verilian: ..darn.. I regret my actions now
(17:42:12) Verilian: I should have said, *throws pokeball*
(17:42:18) Phoenix: LOL
(17:43:14) Phoenix: We can tell people you caught me
(17:43:23) Verilian: Yes, yes I can

by **Aidara** on July 12th, 2012, 4:19 pm

(09:13:48) Nira'lia: I saw someone make a lexicon for ... I forgot
(09:13:55) Shepherd: Nari
(09:13:57) Phoenix: Nari
(09:14:01) Phoenix smacks Tony
(09:14:08) Nira'lia: Hahaha
(09:14:10) Shepherd punches Jules in teef.
(09:14:18) Phoenix: Stop saying things mere seconds before I do
(09:14:33) Phoenix: Oi, I like my teeth
(09:14:39) Blizzard watches
(09:14:39) Shepherd: That's my Konti gift. I can see exactly 5 seconds into the future
(09:14:46) Minerva_Agatha_Zipporah: He has a chat filter to read and delay phoenix's words so be can type them in
(09:14:46) Phoenix: LOL
(09:14:58) Phoenix: that made me snort
(09:15:16) Nira'lia: I'm imagining Tony as a Konti.
(09:15:31) Nira'lia ... will have trouble sleeping now
(09:15:42) Minerva_Agatha_Zipporah: I'm picturing creeper's face on a Konti body....
(09:15:50) Shepherd is sexy, supple and blonde... with gills.
(09:15:55) Phoenix fills Tony's gills with sand
(09:16:07) Phoenix: .. Alright now it's getting creepy
(09:16:09) Shepherd flaps gills in ecstasy.
(09:16:18) Phoenix: EW
(09:16:24) Blizzard: WTH!?!?!?
(09:16:32) Nira'lia: Nightmares aahh
(09:16:35) Phoenix: omg
(09:16:41) Phoenix: I don't know if I should keep laughing or cry
(09:16:54) Blizzard: I think i want to boil my eyeballs

by **Sphinx** on July 23rd, 2012, 1:08 am

(19:03:37) Tiaue'a: Maybe I'm just not picky.

(19:03:47) Tiaue'a: Rather you are

(19:03:48) Shepherd: I stock up on it from Whole Foods everytime I go there

(19:04:01) Tiaue'a: How do you feel about sea food? fish? shellfish?

(19:04:02) Shepherd: Ryan just likes anything sticky and comes from nuts

by **Phoenix** on July 23rd, 2012, 9:23 pm

(14:21:04) Shepherd cuddles and rocks Ron til he falls asleep in his arms.
(14:21:32) Phoenix: The mental image of this makes me feel extremely awkward