And now I'm a tourist attraction, only I can't charge for the privilege. Unless any of you fine people just feel like donating large quantities of cash to the 'Making Me A Rich Bastard' charity. It's tax deductible, don't you know.
I don't bring a lot of combat know-how to adventures, but I can patch up the over-adventurous if they hold still long enough. And I'm more than happy to morph my way into simple character threads without any of that messy stabbing business. Plus, hey-o, we've got a fabulous moderator just itching to make our lives difficult with excellent puzzles and crafty problems to solve. So, shall we dance?
I lifted you up from clay
To do my violent arts
How I did it I cannot say
But instead I gave you hearts
-Rupert Pycon in the play A Villain's Children