
Prince Baldi
By Jules and Minnie
Hey you, let us through, ITs the Bon viveur, soon to be the DS of the Monkish Town!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!
Make way, Here he comes!
Type with fingers and thumbs!
Are you gonna love this guy!
Prince Baldi - fabulous he - Baldi of Nyka
Genuflect, show some respect:
Down on one knee.
Now try your best to stay neat,
Brush off your character sheet,
Then come and meet his spectacular coterie!
Prince Baldi- Mighty is he- Baldy of Nyka
Strong as ten Akalak men definitely
He faced the Sunberthian whores!
A Hundred Knights armed with swords!
Who sent these noobs off the boards
But Prince Baldi!
He's got seventy-five special medals
Don't they look lovely Jules?
Purple Akalaks, he's got 53...
Fabulous Collin, I love the muscles
When it comes to exotic type races
Has he gotta Nuit?
Are you kidding me?!
That’s why he is called IGGLY
Prince Baldi - handsome as he - Baldi of Nyka
That physique! How can I speak? Weak at the knee...
Well make requests for a thread
Say please and go bow your head
He's sexy even when dead, Our Prince Baldi!
He's got ninety-five scaly-skinned Konti
(Guards)
He's got the Konti!
Lets see the Konti!
(Townspeople)
And to view them he charges no fee!
(Townswomen)
He's generous! So generous!
He's got Revy and Ana and Zandy..
Proud to work for him-
They bow to his whim-
Love serving him!
Though they would sell him off for a fee
Baldy!
Prince Baldi!
Prince Baldi!
Prince Baldi - amorous he - Baldi of Nyka!
(Genie)
Heard that Jen, she was a sight lovely to see.
And that good people is why-
He got dolled up and dropped by!
With sixty threads
Monks galore
With Tarot and Paragon
Echy and more!
With forty players, his alts and Anchor,
And Phoenix singing off key,
Make way!
For Prince Baldi!