[Fun] Mizahar themed pick up lines

[Fallon]

Alright, after a few giggles on chat, it has been decided that we need somewhere to get out all those cheesy pick up lines. Although there is no overall rules (other than the standard site T&Cs), the aim is to get them as cringe and cheese worthy as possible. Be sure to state what sort of race/society might actually say them. Bonus points goes to those that can get them to IC through some bizarre manner. Anyway to start us off I chose some of my... more personal favourite mentioned; The little clay ones: "I love the way your clay rolls. *wink*" - Fallon "You have clay in all the right places" - Ball Ghoulish Ghosts: "I love your materialized body, if you know what I mean!" - S'Essy For those inspiring Endal: "You can roost with me any day." - Fallon And then the Dek: "Wanna play Lick the Dek?" - Ball And finally, the Charoda looking at the other side of the lagoon: "Apparently disturbing the sand makes the Coral grow better, Care to try it?" "You swimming on my side of the Current?" - M'wanii, on both Can't wait to see what the rest of you come up with!

[Radiant]

Nuit-themed:
What do we say to "Till death do us part"? Not today!

[Ruvyn]

Sunberthian Gamblers (*coughGadcoughFalloncough*):
"If I'd get a golden Miza for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you... I'd have only one Miza."

Anyone In Avanthal:
"If kisses were snowflakes... I'd send you a blizzard."

To an Ethaelfal:
"You look so beautiful, like you fell from the sky."

Odd Ghost:
"When I met you, I lived again."

[Annalisa Marin]

Wizard themed ones!

"Wanna go back to my place and peruse my scrolls?"

"Do you want to see my Magic Staff?"

[Grace Lechar]

Anvathal:
"IAm I a snowflake? 'Cause I'm falling for you."

Ethaelfal:
"Now I know who made me fall ... you."

Svefra:
"No wonder the middle Suvan is grey, your eyes must've stole all the blue."

Symmestra:
"I heard you were sweet, care if I test that theory?"

And two rather crappy/risky Akalak ones:
"I'd pay you to have my babies."
"I would hope my nose isn't the only big blue thing you will see on me tonight."

[Bitt]

Wizard
"Is that an alchemically-crafted-highly-refl​ective sheet of material in thy pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Want to flux?"

"Are you a leecher? Cuz' you look like the type who could suck a man dry."

Isur
"They call me the strong arm, and rightly so; I can Isur you."

Dog Kelvic
"Hey, ever try it me-style before?"

Syliras
"Don't worry, we knights always carry protection."

"Ever been squired by two knights at once?"

"Wow, it might be because we're in the fortress of stone, but I'm feeling rock ha-" Okay... I think we'll leave it there for now.

[Miro]

(Bad) Miro themed pickup lines worthy of his 3 XP in seduction...Read them and cringe.

"You must be a Sweet Whisper, because I cant get you out of my head."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or am I gonna have to cast another Hypnotism spell?"

"Lucky I am undead, because you are a heart stopper."

"So I am an Ice Reaver. I always use my Gnosis to break the ice."

"You must be a Reimancer, because you rock my world."

"You don't need to be an Aurist to see how happy being with you makes me."

"You look so good I want to just take a bite...I'm serious."

[Nivel]

more pycon pick up lines
"did you just grow an extra limb, or are you just happy to see me"

Akvatari pick up lines
"you make my existence seem like less of a crushing void of sadness....but only by a little"
"I have no god....wanna have intercourse?"
"I have this idea for a performance art piece, it's about life in a crumbling society... how do you feel about sex in public?"

[Colt]

For a morpher:

"I'm working on this new model that makes my eyes almost as pretty as yours."

[Trickster]

Just a few...

For any Ekytolians

"You're as hot as sand"
"Did Eywatt make you out of his shiniest finds? You're just glowing."
"Are you wearing Crown of Leth? Your scent is just divine"

For Chaktawes

"Your eyes... they're as beautiful as a starless night."
"I could feel you from thirty feet away."
"I thought I'd be hydrated for ten days, but then you made me thirst for more"

For Isur

"Make me melt." or "You make me smoulder."
"You make my arm weak."
"You steel my breath away."
"I never thought my rod could be this har-" We'll just leave that there ^^'

For Kelvics

"I could have bonded with you at first sight."
"You make/drive me wild."
"I'll be the hunter, you'll be my prey." and vice versa

For Ethaefals

"I would fall again, just to see you."
"I loved you in all of my lifetimes."
Getting dirty in celestial form: "Aren't I just horny?"

For Ghosts

"Your smile is just timeless."
"I will love you for eternity."
"I could just possess you."