Chat Quotes: New and Improved

by **Nira'lia** on November 9th, 2012, 3:08 am

Meanwhile, in the Zeltiva channel

(11:03:40) ChatBot: Gale_McCenry enters the channel.
(11:03:57) Gale_McCenry: >.>
(11:03:58) Gale_McCenry: <.<
(11:04:01) Gale_McCenry: Okay
(11:04:07) Gale_McCenry: I am alone again
(11:05:47) Gale_McCenry: badabada
(11:05:57) Gale_McCenry: badaba
(11:06:00) Gale_McCenry: badabda
(11:06:12) Gale_McCenry: bdabdabdabdabdabdbdabdba

by **Gale Austin McCenry** on November 9th, 2012, 3:30 am

I......can explain.

by **Aidara** on November 11th, 2012, 5:13 am

(21:08:44) Balderdash: Who else would come up with candy colored, magic slinging monkeys?
(21:08:45) Vhast: No.
(21:08:46) Xalet: I'm clutching my head.
(21:08:53) Xalet: You can't see it, but it's what I'm doing.
(21:08:59) Phoenix: Iggly, any ST can jump in a dream thread. I think you've found your next calling
(21:08:59) Balderdash: Speaking of, you need to have those in your dream Jules.
(21:09:08) Balderdash: Oh God, can I?
(21:09:14) Phoenix: Yah you can, read the rules
(21:09:16) Xalet: NO
(21:09:18) Balderdash: I'm sending in the cotton candy brigade
(21:09:22) Phoenix: lol
(21:09:24) Xalet: Oh lawd
(21:09:28) Balderdash: Also, I'm forcing Xuphim into a dress and heels.
(21:09:34) Phoenix: The Jamoura come back wearing hula skirts
(21:09:35) Xalet: JEN CHANGE THE RULES
(21:09:46) Balderdash: Oh, but it'll be a very MANLY dress!
(21:09:54) Phoenix: I'm okay with this as long as Xalet comes back at some point and totally makes out with Addy
(21:09:55) Balderdash: It'll flatter your muscles.
(21:10:02) Phoenix: And love handles
(21:10:02) Balderdash: Totally, Jules.
(21:10:06) Xalet: It's Xuphim!
(21:10:20) Balderdash: I think that's going to happen whether Addy wants to or not...
(21:10:27) Phoenix: I'm pretty sure he said Xalet
(21:10:28) Vhast: Mmm, Akalak love handles.
(21:10:51) Phoenix: If I had titled the thread "Fifty shades of Akalak" Would addy have gotten some Xalet love?
(21:10:54) Xalet: Oye
(21:11:11) Xalet: No, no she wouldn't.
(21:11:16) Xalet: Because it's Xuphim!
(21:11:31) Phoenix: But I specifically tagged "Halet"
(21:11:35) Xalet: Poor Xuphim. No one knows his name.
(21:11:41) Balderdash: No one cares about Xuphim.
(21:11:49) Balderdash: Even though he's the better looking soul.
(21:11:52) Phoenix: Xuphim loves himself enough to make up for it
(21:11:57) Vhast: Xuphim doesn't have the love handles.
(21:12:00) Xalet: It's true.
(21:12:09) Balderdash: Solution?
(21:12:14) Balderdash: Xuphim needs to headbutt someone.

by **Ignotus Everto** on November 18th, 2012, 10:34 am

(02:26:46) Balderdash: Let's roll this shyke.
(02:26:48) Eridanus: o.o
(02:26:50) Eridanus: OK
(02:26:52) Balderdash: All right.
(02:26:52) Eridanus: PARTY TIME
(02:26:58) ChatBot: Eridanus logs out of the Chat.
(02:27:02) Balderdash: Anything under 76 is success, yes?
(02:27:04) ChatBot: Arcane logs into the Chat.
(02:27:09) Balderdash: Heh.
(02:27:11) Gale_McCenry: ?
(02:27:15) Balderdash: He's entering MODLY MODE.
(02:27:25) Balderdash: And Iggy is preparing to get his soul ripped out. (02:27:35) Balderdash: But PROFESSIONALLY.
(02:27:45) Gale_McCenry: Shyke just got real
(02:27:50) Balderdash: For Projection

(02:27:52) Tabitha_Sweatsong: Arcane is here!
(02:27:55) Balderdash: Gotta keep his studies up!
(02:28:00) Balderdash: All right.
(02:28:01) Balderdash: Let's do this.
(02:28:17) Tabitha_Sweatsong: *Rolls out the pink carpet*
(02:28:23) Arcane: Ignotus Everto has a 76% success rate for a Projection Initiation in <Out of Body Experiences>. There will be a single 1d100 roll whereby the numbers 1-76 means success while 77-100 means failure.(02:28:30) Arcane: *dundundun*
(02:28:32) Balderdash: *nod*
(02:28:43) ChatBot: Arcane rolls 1d100 and gets 75.
(02:28:46) Arcane: LOL
(02:28:48) Balderdash: WOW.
(02:28:55) Balderdash dances.
(02:28:56) Gale_McCenry: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
(02:29:01) Arcane: congratulations you were 2 integers away from getting soul ripped xD

by **Sphinx** on November 18th, 2012, 5:47 pm

The DM has spoken.

by **Phoenix** on November 19th, 2012, 6:21 am

(22:19:17) Ricky: Are you singular cause your raisin my bar! >:3
(22:19:38) Eridanus palms Ricky's face
(22:19:40) Phoenix: o.o
(22:19:45) Accolade: o.o
(22:19:58) Phoenix: Was that a pickup line
(22:20:02) Ricky: Looooool
(22:20:06) Accolade: lol
(22:20:09) Xalet: Oh my god it was.
(22:20:14) Ricky: Yes.
(22:20:15) Phoenix: Eh, that's about what I'd expect out of Ricky Martin

by **Kahno** on November 19th, 2012, 5:19 pm

Trading....what??

(12:17:57) Noah: hey, jen, mind trading blows with me?
(12:18:10) Gossamer: My next big push has to be Mele and Audius
(12:18:17) Gossamer: trading blows how?
(12:18:21) Sybel dies
(12:18:22) Rhylund_Vauler: wew
(12:18:23) Kahno: gross
(12:18:25) Noah: that word battle, how was it? xD
(12:18:30) Kahno: lmao
(12:18:33) Kahno: wowowow
(12:18:43) Gossamer: oh sure.. we generally go an hour... and whomever writes the most words wins!

by **Kahno** on November 20th, 2012, 6:37 am

Don't ever ask for advice on names in chat... Gets ridiculous!

(01:26:51) ChatBot: Phoenix logs into the Chat.
(01:26:57) Phoenix: Girls names, go
(01:27:07) Elem_Bree: Ellsbeth
(01:27:09) Duvalyon_Hellebore: what race?
(01:27:18) Jason_Alexander: Me? Inarta
(01:27:20) Phoenix: Kelvic
(01:27:31) Elem_Bree: Luira
(01:27:32) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Gwen
(01:27:41) Jason_Alexander: Sandwich maker
(01:27:52) Phoenix: lol
(01:27:52) Elem_Bree: Classy
(01:27:55) Phoenix: It's sammich, get it right
(01:28:05) Jason_Alexander: Yes ma'am
(01:28:26) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Laszlo
(01:28:35) Phoenix: OH SNAP
(01:28:36) Laszlo: Petch you.
(01:28:43) Jason_Alexander: Jules.
(01:28:54) Jason_Alexander: What would be a realistic armor type that someone would have in WR
(01:29:01) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Rose
(01:29:19) Laszlo: Mildred.
(01:29:21) Laszlo: Irma.
(01:29:24) Laszlo: Gretchen.
(01:29:25) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Ethel
(01:29:29) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Darlene
(01:29:32) Laszlo: Betty.
(01:29:33) Elem_Bree: "typicla animal noise relative to form"
(01:29:34) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Thelma
(01:29:38) Anton: ...Mary smith
(01:29:44) Laszlo: Viola.
(01:29:44) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Purrrfect
(01:29:46) Invictus: Margarie.
(01:29:51) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Rosemary
(01:29:57) Elem_Bree: Bulma
(01:29:59) Laszlo: Marybeth.
(01:29:59) Elem_Bree: lol
(01:30:11) Jason_Alexander: Amethyst
(01:30:13) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Brittany
(01:30:18) Invictus: Judith
(01:30:18) Laszlo: Jessica.
(01:30:27) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Courtney
(01:30:30) Elem_Bree: Kiki
(01:30:32) Jason_Alexander: Jules.... NAME HER JULES!
(01:30:36) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Gigi
(01:30:42) Invictus: Roxanne
(01:30:44) Anton: Jynx
(01:30:47) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Joan
(01:30:56) Kahno: Hagatha.
(01:30:57) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Shanaynay
(01:30:58) Laszlo: Zsa Zsa.
(01:31:02) Anton: lilith
(01:31:05) Jason_Alexander: Mary Sue and my her the most Cliche character ever
(01:31:06) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Beatrice
(01:31:09) Laszlo: Falayla.
(01:31:13) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Velma
(01:31:17) Anton: Eve
(01:31:19) Invictus: Joquanda
(01:31:23) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Eleanora
(01:31:24) Kahno: Ermagard.
(01:31:28) Anton: The whore of babylon
(01:31:29) Kahno: wtf are we naming?
(01:31:30) Anton: ...Wait
(01:31:34) Kahno: i just kinda...
(01:31:42) Kahno: hopped on the bandwagon
(01:31:42) Phoenix: Holy...
(01:31:48) Kahno: yall are a terrible influence.
(01:31:52) Laszlo: You did good Kahno.
(01:31:57) Invictus: Look what you did!
(01:31:57) Kahno: I did?
(01:31:58) Duvalyon_Hellebore: real good
(01:32:01) Laszlo positive reenforcement.
(01:32:04) Jason_Alexander: Hmmm.... Camouflage Armor my liekly
(01:32:10) Kahno: What'd I.... I just....
(01:32:15) Kahno: Idk I just joined in.
(01:32:16) Anton: wry no lasers
(01:32:18) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Esmeralda
(01:32:20) Phoenix: leather armor
(01:32:22) Kahno: It was like mind control.
(01:32:22) Phoenix: with movement
(01:32:29) Laszlo: Zelda.
(01:32:29) Elem_Bree: Leather armor?
(01:32:30) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Vivian
(01:32:34) Elem_Bree: What kind of name is that
(01:32:50) Laszlo: Juanita.
(01:32:54) Invictus: Lola
(01:33:00) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Esperanza
(01:33:05) Elem_Bree: L-O-L-A lola
(01:33:10) Anton: Lilo
(01:33:12) Laszlo: Akiko.
(01:33:12) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Leia
(01:33:14) Phoenix: These are terrible names
(01:33:19) Phoenix: I like Leia
(01:33:21) Phoenix: But
(01:33:29) Duvalyon_Hellebore: YOU'RE A TERR--- oh you do?
(01:33:32) Phoenix: That's totes Star Wars
(01:33:43) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Leah
(01:33:49) Phoenix: Oh is it?
(01:33:52) Anton: Bella
(01:33:53) Laszlo: Aeli.
(01:33:55) Phoenix: I thought it was leia all this time
(01:33:59) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Katniss
(01:34:04) Phoenix: KATNISS
(01:34:07) Duvalyon_Hellebore: no you're right
(01:34:07) Kahno: smh.....
(01:34:08) Phoenix: No no no
(01:34:10) Phoenix: Primrose
(01:34:13) Duvalyon_Hellebore: I just threw out a variation
(01:34:13) Kahno: what is happening.
(01:34:25) Phoenix: Hermione
(01:34:25) Laszlo: Jules asked for a female name.
(01:34:27) Jason_Alexander: Glimmer
(01:34:28) Laszlo: Martha.
(01:34:33) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Glinda
(01:34:34) Phoenix: ROSE
(01:34:34) Kahno: yeah
(01:34:36) Kahno: but still
(01:34:37) Duvalyon_Hellebore: Dorothy
(01:34:39) Laszlo: Gwenevere.
(01:34:40) Duvalyon_Hellebore: I SAID ROSE
(01:34:41) ChatBot: Jackalope leaves the channel.
(01:34:42) Kahno: goodness

by **Ricky Maze** on November 20th, 2012, 11:49 pm

Proof that Kreig is a mean naughty boy. :shakes finger:

(17:42:48) Ricky major derpface

(17:42:58) Kreig_Messer: *pimp slaps Ricky*

(17:43:15) Ricky: Hey!

(17:43:24) Kreig_Messer: Ahhhh, that felt good *hugs ricky*

(17:44:35) Ricky "w"itch slaps Kreig

(17:45:13) Kreig_Messer: careful, I might just like it~

(17:45:37) Ricky: -.- oh god.

(17:45:51) Kreig_Messer: bwahahaha

by **Bloodfight** on November 21st, 2012, 9:15 pm

Lol oh Vick, silly mistakes. XD

(14:50:53) Vick: Imass...can you give Vick just a few bones from your arms and legs?
(14:51:02) Vick: He needs them for science
(14:51:22) Lixue: Oooh, I like taking bones from people.
(14:51:22) ChatBot: Bloodfight logs into the Chat.
(14:51:23) Imass: You'll have to cut them off first!
(14:51:32) Lixue: I can do that!
(14:51:33) Vick: That can be worked out...
(14:51:37) Lixue has taken a toe.
(14:51:39) Imass: But I'll give you an opportunity
(14:51:41) Lixue by force.
(14:51:50) Imass: Lol lixue
(14:52:06) Bloodfight: What have I walked into?
(14:52:13) Lixue: A Bloodbath, Bloodfight.
(14:52:15) Syrah_Steele: A BLOOD FIGHT
(14:52:18) Syrah_Steele: lol
(14:52:24) Lixue: Aha, Syrah!
(14:52:26) Vick: New bloodfight or new mod?
(14:52:37) Ishgrameer_Windwalker: a firefight
(14:52:44) Bloodfight: XD Oh no no no no no...I just...I just watched something that involved sawing off someones arm...
(14:53:05) Vick: http://www.mizahar.com/lore/Starting_Guide If you are new that is a good read
(14:53:14) Vick: If you are a new mod well congrats.
(14:53:21) Bloodfight: ......wait....what?
(14:53:30) Tabitha_Sweetsong: What planet are you on and where do you come from?!
(14:53:35) Syrah_Steele: you're in the SoG right Bloodgiht?
(14:53:37) Lixue: Just because you don't recognize the name, Vick, does not mean the person is new.
(14:53:42) Ishgrameer_Windwalker: lol tabitha
(14:53:46) Syrah_Steele: Bloodfight*
(14:53:59) Bloodfight: I'm...I'm so confused....
(14:54:05) Syrah_Steele: lol
(14:54:09) ChatBot: Gossamer leaves the channel.
(14:54:12) Vick: Ah Zith mother
(14:54:15) Vick: My mistake
(14:54:18) Bloodfight: When did I become a mod?
(14:54:24) Syrah_Steele: lool
(14:54:26) ChatBot: Gossamer enters the channel.
(14:54:47) Ricky: Hey Goss!
(14:54:50) Tabitha_Sweetsong: It was in reference to Lixue's Eastern and Western hemispheres.
(14:55:17) Vick: It was your name really, I recalled a few times new members used names like that and well my mistake for thinking you were new
(14:55:32) Bloodfight: @_@ tis' kay.